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[nahkh]

Oh and someone asked how the exploratory tunnels were supposed to be cleared of magma: They aren't. I left it like that as a convenient magma dispensation system. Should you ever need magma, it's not far away.

[nahkh]

Ok, NOTICE TIME:


If you just wonder what something is without contributing anything useful to the general knowledge about the workings of the fort, use the comments or ask about it on the thread.

Don't clutter the PoI's so much.

I'm looking at you, DS.

[Heron TSG]

I've never fought orcs before, and That strategy massacres goblins.

Most likely won't happen again.

[nahkh]

Yeah well, you've been long forgiven. It didn't kill the fort, partly due to EPIC AWESOMENESS by ArkDelgato.
Although I have this strangest recollection of warning you that orcs will fuck you up. I guess seeing is believing...

Haaang on. I don't seem to be able to find a post of me warning you that orcs fuck you up. In that case my apologies. At least it was implied.


EDIT: I just sent the next player, Tarquinius, a PM explaining our current state. I asked if he'd agree to having his turn rearranged a bit so I could arrange the fort into a better shape.

EDIT EDIT:
I guess that while I'm rearranging the fort I'll draw up some kind of a map to the fort. Showing where the main bits are, how they're connected, where the exits are and how they're controlled.

But damn this place has a lot of exits. It's like swiss cheese, by Armok.

[Demonic Spoon]

Who says your so great at reorganizing a fort anyway? Your probably going to use the extra time to try complete your statue.

EDIT: Stop editing so much, I have to keep checking your posts to make sure you didn't edit them 

[nahkh]

Heh, if I wanted that I would've completed it instead of looking for magma.

Besides, I kind of like the look the unfinished statue gives the whole fort. Looks delightfully downtrodden. Broken and battered.

[nahkh]

I do it because I don't like double-posting.


I never edit a post once someone has posted after it. (Well, sometimes if someone posted while I was editing, but that hardly counts)

[Demonic Spoon]

Perhaps even...habitable? What with no giant dwarven groin hanging over our heads.

I wasn't paying attention to the state of completion of the statue.

Like just now maybe eh?

[nahkh]

That was an example, since you complained.
The only advantage to double posting is that it keeps the thread bumped. But since we have far more posts per day than any other thread ever, I think we're safe in that regard.

Also, I don't really understand what you just said. That first sentence, it hurts my head.

[Demonic Spoon]

The giant dwarf statue right. It would have been standing right over the fortress. Only the legs are complete. What come after the legs? If you know what I mean.
Nevermind, nothing to see here, move along.

[nahkh]

Uhh, it's more complete than that.
Only the hands and weapon are incomplete. Actually that map has the whole thing. Also, there's a picture of it ON THE FIRST POST.
EDIT:
Oh I guess editing the first post is the only exception to editing my posts.

[Demonic Spoon]

Oh right, my bad then. Sorry.

[nahkh]

So yes, the fortress is toiling nobly beneath a giant dwarven crotch.

[Demonic Spoon]

Is that why the place smells of urine? Or is it just the lack of any plumbing whatsoever.

[nahkh]

Hey we have pumbing! ... filled with magma.

It does make the huge puddle of vomit look a bit suspect though.




EDIT:
So, we still need someone to point out the levers that control the exits. I have no fucking idea how and in what ways the underfortress connects to the surface, beyond the access hatches to the overfortress.