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[cerapa]

Heres a fact generator also!

It is bad luck to walk under Boatmurdered. (I wouldnt suggest mining under)
The air around Boatmurdered is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun. (thats some hot magma)
Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of dwarven fortresses! (must have been flooded with magma)
Antarctica is the only continent without dwarven fortresses. (no caravans I guess)
Carp can live for up to a week without a head. (*twitch*)
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after dwarven beards! (dwarves name their beards)
Urist is the world's smallest mammal. (i thought fluffy wamblers were smaller...)
Lightning strikes elves over seven times every hour. (Weeeee!)
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is goblins. (oddly true in dwarf fortress)

I love this thing.

[Org]

Kitten Trivia!
   1. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are kittens.
   2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and kittens have 7.
   3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by kittens.
   4. Kittens will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42°C!
   5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention kittens!
   6. Kittens were originally called Cheerioats!
   7. Kittens do not have toes!
   8. The risk of being struck by kittens is one occurence every 9,300 years!
   9. California is the biggest exporter of kittens in the world!
  10. The only Englishman to become kittens was Nicholas Breakspear, who was kittens from 1154 to 1159.

[Im_Sparks]

Turn loose the tantrum.
Look, ma, no tantrum!
What's in your tantrum?
Stop. Go. Tantrum.
Don't get mad, get tantrum!
A tantrum of the new generation.
There's more than one way to eat a noble.
Happiness is a (adamantine)cigar called nobles.
Wow! I could have had a noble!
My nightmare, "All noble, All the time."
Oh god, "They're yummy for your tantrum".

[Org]

   1. Sibrek can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
   2. Sibrek is the sacred animal of Thailand.
   3. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Sibrek.
   4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Sibrek and water.
   5. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Sibrek.
   6. Sibrek was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
   7. Czar Paul I banished Sibrek to Siberia for marching out of step!
   8. If you drop Sibrek from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
   9. If you chew gum while peeling Sibrek then it will stop you from crying.
  10. Sibrek does not have toes!

[Dakk]

GOBLINOID PHRASE GENERATOR

Make It A Rape Night

Daddy or Rape?

The Science Of Rape

Making Rape Taste Better

The Best Incest Under One Roof

Things Go Better With Incest

Don't Get Mad, Get Incest

Every Suicide Helps

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Suicide.

I Wish They All Could Be Suicide Girls. (lolwut)

[Gothmog]

Magma is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
Magmaocracy is government by magma.
Magma is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating magma from each salad served in first class.
All shrimp are born as magma, but gradually mature into females.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of magma.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but magma can not.
Donald Duck's middle name is magma.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as magma!
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at magma.

So that's what dwarfkinds favorite form of government is 

[cerapa]

Magmaocracy involves the magma carta.

[AtomicPaperclip]

Just change the word to sex

[teta]

The slogan generator got me:

This Is The Age Of The Dwarf.

Sounds familiar.

But the trivia thing, just with the very first fact, sums the whole lot of DF up even better:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dwarves!

   1. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at dwarves.

Ah, and the Shakespeare quote i got was:

Out, damned dwarf! Out, I say!

Dwarves...

[Jack_Bread]

Hey, look! Diseases(same site).

Dwarf's Disorder.

Cause: pollen
Symptoms: frequent metallic spots, excessive paranoia, glow-in-the-dark ears
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days

Goblinosis.
Cause: overwork
Symptoms: pustules, vague swarms of bees, 80s haircut
Cure: take two leeches and come back in the morning

Uristosis.
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: groin swelling, extreme space alien bursting from stomach, vague anxiety
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days

[carebear]

Come to life. Come to magma.

Wait, what?

[Randominality]

"Theres More Than One Way to Eat a Goblin"
"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Booze"
"If You Like A Lot Of Elves On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club"

however nothing beats this for pure dwarf:
"Fill It To The Rim With Magma"
although about every third magma sentence is hilariously dwarfy so i recomend just generating a load of those

[Kelbin]

I can see it now, Dwarves with wooden buckets full with Lava Charging towards a fireman trying to put him out. 

[Jackrabbit]

I'm Only Here For The *cough*.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The *cough*.
Bet You Can't Eat *cough*.
The *cough* is Mightier than the Sword.

Everything sounds dirtier if you add the word *cough*

EDIT: The horror....

The Man From Sniper Joe, he says "Yes"
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Sniper Joe.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Sniper Joe. (AHHHHHH)
I'm Cuckoo For Sniper Joe.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Sniper Joe. (DOUBLE AHHHH)
Mild Green Sniper Joe Liquid. (SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHH)
I Wish I Were a Sniper Joe Weiner. (BRAIN: SHUTDOWN)
Aaahh, Sniper Joe! (so true)
Snap Into A Slim Sniper Joe.

Must stop... before.... brain.... bleach.....

[Calvin]

Get Busy with the Calvin.
The Calvin Effect.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Calvin.
Calvin Wanted.
Live in Your Calvin, Play in Ours.
Come One, Come All To Calvin.
A Taste For Calvin.
Now with 50% more Calvin!
There Ain't No Party Like A Calvin Party.
What's In Your Calvin?

WTF?
I feel like a... product.