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Author Topic: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?  (Read 988 times)

Nerserus

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Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« on: June 26, 2009, 04:19:36 pm »
I noticed something damn hilarious, i was looking around my fortress and noticed a baby had a vomit splatter...On his BEARD. I lol'd for several minutes at the thought of a bald baby with a beard, but seriously for a moment.

What the carp?
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stack of 10 prepared dragonfly brains - I'm trying to imagine what's more funny: a dwarf popping a tiny dragonfly brain into his mouth for a snack, the butcher who actually prepared this feast, or the brave hunter who ventured out into the wilderness and returned with this bounty.

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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 04:20:42 pm »
Now click on 'view thoughts and preferences' and note that "He needs alcohol to get through the day"

Dwarven babies are weird
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 04:21:41 pm »
That said, with Toady's new "Layer system" I'm pretty sure babies will have actual growing hair/facial hair soon enough
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 05:11:56 pm »
rules of Armok dictate, if the dwarf doesn't have a beard, its not a dwarf and must be tossed into MAGMA
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 05:36:37 pm »
Quote from: Opirian on June 26, 2009, 05:11:56 pm
rules of Armok dictate, if the dwarf doesn't have a beard, its not a dwarf and must be tossed into MAGMA
Armok will have to change his rules next version then. :P
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 05:47:27 pm »
what really sucks is when a baby takes brain damage and runs away with the mother frantically chasing it. 
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 09:45:48 pm »
I modded my game to include 'Beard' as an actual body part for Dwarves.
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 10:47:49 pm »
All dwarves are born with beards, they just grow longer as the dwarf ages.
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 11:47:34 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on June 26, 2009, 05:47:27 pm
what really sucks is when a baby takes brain damage and runs away with the mother frantically chasing it. 

Man, you just described, like, my life, guy.
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 11:59:58 pm »
Wow... must burn on the way out when giving birth.
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 01:55:34 am »
The question is not whether they do or don't, it's the beard's length we're talking about.
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Re: Dwarven babies...They have beards too?
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 06:19:07 am »
I understand monkeys are born with hair all over their body. Assuming Dwarves evolve...they just didn't lose the face hair like human did.
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It started raining, then all my dwarves outside started bleeding to death. On inspection their upper bodies were missing.