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[Luke_Prowler]

As the various PCs and dwarfs were doing their little things, a man walked through the hallway. As he tried to move to the other room, he managed to smack his head on the doorway, cursed every fictional and non-fictional god he could remember, fumbling a few of the names. He ducked under the doorway, brushing off some drywall off of his power armor. oh ya, did I mention he was wearing huge blue power armor with shoulder pads the size of a boat? Yea.

"Hey Strife" 

[Gunner-Chan]

Suddenly, a door on the side of the room opens and a green eyed girl peeks in. (OOC:Think the character in my avatar)

Suddedly she says, "This looks like it's gonna be fun ♥" She then throws the door open.

[Strife26]

"Why does everyone know MY name? I know that I occasionally have amnesia, but still."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

NewMars is starting to realize that all of this can't be blamed on dwarvern stupidity amazingly enough. This is meant to annoy him. Seeing this, he began to step up his efforts to get them to do the things he ordered them to do. The end result of this:

The pig tail sock strikes NewMars in the upper body; it collapses into a lump of gore!

NewMars, Dapper gentleman; has been struck down.

[Gunner-Chan]

Seeing an opportunity, the strange girl walks up to the corpse of NME. "Can't even handle some dwarfs? What good are you?" She then turns to look at the workers.

"Alright you sons of bitches! Guess who's the new boss!" She then pulls out a whip from behind her back and snaps it at the dwarfs.

[Armok]

Armok, still embracing Little and aware of little else: "Yea, i guess you're right"
((Pun intended! Also, little is about twice the age I thought))

Armok notices the newcomers: "SJ? HI!!♥♥ ^_^! Care to join the hugging action?"
Armok unpeals his upper pair of arms, and turn the upper part of body around in a spine-wrenching manner that lets him hold his arms out in the classic hug invitation towards Sniper Joe while still hugging little whit the lower pair.

((have to go to bed now, seay in an indeterminate [6-9] number of hours.))

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Suddenly, a cloaked figure walks in. The figure is dressed in a cloak of deep purple that seems to cover his entire body, the face is clearly visible though. From even the briefest of disinterested glances it is apparent that the figure is very, very dead. Only a mere skeleton at this point.

"Oh dear, not again He says, staring at the body of NewMars with what can only be described as an air of exasperation.

"I've told him again and again about the dangers of making those runts angry, and he never listens."

The figure then walks over to the body, and kicks it. After this happens the body parts come back together and recombine. Following this, NewMars proceeds to stand up, and engage the figure in a brief staring contest before saying

"Not you again."

"Well, I'm sorry for bringing you back to life."

"I could've handled it."

"You were dead."

"So, hasn't stopped you."

The two then proceed to engage in a glaring contest.

[Gunner-Chan]

The girl with the whip suddenly notices the IMMACULATE GLARE OF DEATH battle raging next to her.

"Uhh... Hey guys, you mind? I'm trying to get some work done here. Don't make me..." She holds the whip up... "Punish you... ♥"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Both proceeded to turn their doomy glares of doomtm on SJ

"I'm made of bones, whips can't harm me. As for my 'friend' I have the ability to make him unfeeling towards all pain; watch.

The figure then takes out a slender staff, and presses a button cleverly concealed on it, turning it into a very, very mundane-ish scythe. He then proceeds to knock his opponent into unconciousness with a well-placed blow to the back of the head

"See, it's that easy." Says the figure, who now has something of an air of joviality about him

[Gunner-Chan]

"In that case, why don't we get these dwarven idiots to do something useful before I decide to kill all of them then? ♥"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"I don't deal with psychopaths if I can, and I'm not dealing with you."

He proceeds to move all the dwarfs far, far away from this place, then sits down on an incoguriously placed lounge.

[Gunner-Chan]

"..."

"Great, now I wanna strangle someone. ♥"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Well, don't look at me. Unless you really would like to make a fool of yourself. In that case, I am happy to oblige."

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke's eyes began to twitch. Maybe this was a mistake? eh, too late now. The armored ma moved over to a chair (not the wimpy wooden ones, but the huge stone thrones that are decorated with the skulls of xenos and heritics) and sat down, slouching in it. He then pulled out a glass of red wine, and yelled "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!" He didn't really care if no one got the referance, he just always wanted to say that.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Wine? You call yourself a 10-feet-tall-killing-machine and you drink WINE!? Oh well, you are the super soldier after all"