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[The Mad Engineer]

A small cloud drifts into the room, with an annoying song following it, barely perceptible to the ear.

From the cloud emerges a yellow abomination, a cross between a bunny and a lobotomy patient.


"Hello everyone!  Why don't we all just be happy?"

[Armok]

Armok, still persistently hugging Little: "Hi Mad, care to make this a group hug?"

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Ozymandias sighs.

"Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing sooner than of war."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"What of science, avarice, industry and creation then?"

[NUKE9.13]

"War comes first, NewMars. Always war. And after the war, more war. When all wars are over we shall be finished, decommissioned, and sealed in concrete at the bottom of the ocean."
NUKE9.13 takes from a pocket a small book entitled "Gloomy future: Our lives on the ocean floor. By NUKE5.63"
"Well, at least I will."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Well, sucks to be you then. Wait, I thought they were buried deep underground on land."

[Strife26]

"These meeting are always so interesting to watch."

[NUKE9.13]

NUKE9.13 looks up from his book.
"They are rather. Don't you have something to do some turns for? I am rather interested in seeing whether I shall be allowed to succeed in my plans."
NUKE9.13 continues reading.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Meanwhile, the worker dwarfs had arrived. NewMars was already getting frustrated with their terminal stupidity and odd engravings of such things as cheese and elephants

"You there; that wall is supposed to be there! You over there! I said I wanted those spaces to be dug out from the right side, if you do it like that you're gonna end up.... CRASH *Sigh*..... never mind."

[NUKE9.13]

NUKE9.13 reaches out with one hand and hangs on to the ceiling as a dwarf channels the floor from under his feat.

[Strife26]

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

[NUKE9.13]

"And I quote; "Half of the turns are in. The other two have about five minutes plus writing time.". Anyway. Did you know it takes 100000 years for an inanimate object to scratch it's way through half a meter of concrete and steel?"

[Armok]

Armok, having fallen asleep in a very cute fashion in Littles arm when NUKE didn't come for grouphugging, awakes from the noise of the dwarves working.

"HEY! This is MY thread! Stop that! "

[Little]

((In reality, I'm teh 15. In the thread, my crazy pyscho bitch is 21))

Little hugs Armok tightly, telling him to chill, their just dwarves. Besides, he could always repair it later.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

NewMars is currently engaged in the taxing task of stopping the dwarfs from doing anything stupid. He has so far failed in a spectacular fashion, as several gazebos have been collapsed due to bad channeling, all of Armok's things have been dumped, the wild GCS has been released and the eastern wall has been engraved from top to bottom with images of donkeys, cheese and batmen.