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[mission0]

Mission takes a couple of steps(more like hopping leaps) back, putting his tools away as he does so.

"Heheh, sorry I like to tinker with things to find how they work. I don't have you're gun though. As for murdering me please don't I enjoy life"

Mission puts his hands behind his head in a relaxed poised while he smirks

OOC "Hmm perhaps since Martian has picked up the rp of where I had originally intended to teleport, perhaps I could just have two characters of the same person who are polar opposites but are really the same person. Of course when they meet again they will be pulled together... whatever happens I'll roll with it"

[Strife26]

"Here it comes. in less than ten minutes of apparent time, there'll be so many characters with their own issues, that I'll get bored and wander off."


"Why yes, I can also speak in Hyperlinks."

 

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Well now, that's your problem." said the lich.

Meanwhile, on the floor below:

"So, why do you think that lich is so obsessed with what these people are doing?" Asked the mutator to the dark lord

"I think that he plans to find himself an antagonist in these people, much like a pancake finds it opposer in waffles. Y'know I really like waffles, they're just so delicious. I could eat them all day if I wanted to."

"An antagonist... perhaps... Wait, how can you eat? You're just a big suit of armor!

"I eat. Why, just yesterday I had some delicious waffles of evil, and I washed it down with an elixir made from the screams of the dammed, that had crystallized in the river Styx, were picked out of it by a thousand eyeless slaves, and was brewed with blood, ichor and barely in the great brewery of the underdwarfs. it tasted much like sweet nectar mixed with doom."

"That is.... somewhat disturbing but I wasn't asking if you ate, I was asking how yo-

He didn't have time to finish his question, as they had run into an anthropomorphic dog.

"Halt! Identify yourself or be murderized!" Bellowed the dark lord.

[Gunner-Chan]

"OOH Im gonna enjoy this!"

Sofias suddenly seems confused.

"Wait, what did Kane try to teach me last time? Oh yeah, he said to make sure that anyone I shot at was actually dangerous..."

Sofia lowers her weapon.

"I guess I can't shoot you. Unless you wanna fight, then I can fill you full of nice squirting holes."

[mission0]

Mission- looks up dully at this person who was promising death. He figured he should either reveal who he was or try to run so he wouldn't have to fight. He didn't feel like talking to these people so he threw some pellets down to the ground in front of them and as smoke exploded all around them he ran past them.

Mission+ (The one talkings to Sofia) relaxes a bit and walks forward to pick his staff up from where he had left it.

"No I'd prefer not to fight, and also what is this thing in front of us screaming obsceneties"
 He says this as he gestures to the hologram

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

It is an unwise thing to use smoke to cloud the vision of someone who has a biometric scanner, and one who has the uncanny ability to see everything. He was lucky that the slightly reptilian in form, biosuited mutator got him before the dark lord got close.

"Now why'd you have to do that?" Asked the mutator. "For once we weren't in the mood to fight, and that's a rare day indeed." he finished.

"Does this mean I can't dismember him and use his blood to write my memoirs?"

"Yes."

"Damn. I need to write them on something, you know."

"Why not just use ink and paper like a regular person?"

"What a novel idea! I shall present it to myself for consideration.... later."

They then pulled the rather dazed dog person upstairs, to the lich. Incidentally, the anti magic ma jigger had been switched back on.

Meanwhile, the hologram had stopped speaking obscenities, and was transcribing a memoir of his life, unaware that the hologram function was  still on.

".......and that's when I walked outside and got hit by an atomic blast....."

[mission0]

mission- mumbles "Uggg why did you drag me up here and this is troublesome, I wanted to avoid these people and I ended up getting caught by them..."

He scratches his head with his hindleg as he is dragged into a room with some sort of image floating in the middle of it, with someone babbling on about something off to the side of the image.

"Hey, uh can someone tell me what this place is and who or what that thing is there", as Mission- continues to scratch his head.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

They set him down in a chair with some serious restraints, both physical and magical. The lich turns from what he is doing, turning off the hologram transmitter in the process.

"Why it's simple, my dear dogman. You are in my Massive Moving Fortress. Towering and doomy, it contains enough forces of death to unmake an entire pantheon. This part of it is my hologram room, where I can transmit my image to anywhere. I am The unmaker of worlds, the creator of planes, and the man who loves to mess with peoples heads. But you may know me simply as.... The Lich, although truth be told, I'm not actually a lich. my companions, who I see you have met are The Dark Lord Namerinton, and the master mutator Piscaria. Now, I ask you but three things: What is your name? What is your purpose? And what.... is your favorite colour?"

[mission0]

Mission-

"My name? Eh Mission, as for my purpose?"

Mission- appears to concentrate fairly hard for a second

"I can't remember, I know it was important but it's not coming sorry. As for my favorite color, I prefer to imagine the blandest color there is then add black to it."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"The blandest colour is grey, or perhaps white. Adding black to either just ends up with black. Now this conclusion can be reached with but a modicum of thought, so why not just say black?" inquired the lich.

[mission0]

Mission-

"Just to watch you fuss over it, also what's a hologram and why am I in it?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Bah, you are not in a hologram. A hologram is similar to a project illusion spell, save that it is accomplished using Technology!"

[mission0]

Mission-

With a bit of irritation

"Ok I know what an illusion, an image of some sort. However then why am I in the illusion."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich takes a look at it.

"Eh, I've seen stranger. It's probably a run of the mill psychic opposite caused by a failed teleport spell. I once ended up with one of those. 10 worlds were destroyed and a 100 created. Bastard also stole my favorite socks and now I can't find them." Said the lich, with a bit of annoyance in his voice.

[Gunner-Chan]

"..."

"Uhh... I don't even know what's going on anymore... I'm gonna go somewhere else..."

Sofia runs off somewhere, to another topic perhaps?