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Author Topic: RP once more: Of Hugs, Nostalgia, and Forum Nonsense.  (Read 29955 times)

IndonesiaWarMinister

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Re: RP once more: Of Hugs, Nostalgia, and Forum Nonsense.
« Reply #495 on: July 02, 2009, 01:59:54 am »

The portal is flashing at you.
It seems to be in a hurry.
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« Reply #496 on: July 02, 2009, 03:41:21 am »

"Oh dear..."

(yes, I can speak hyperlinks, it's a godly power.)
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« Reply #497 on: July 02, 2009, 03:55:20 am »

Meanwhile, the lich's fortress was getting ready for a trans-dimensional jump.

"All systems are active; finally. Darklord, are the weapons primed?" Asked the lich, sitting in his console in the control room.

"Ready to destroy something!" Yelled the dark lord, with delight in his voice.

"Good. Mutator, are the armies ready to loot and plunder?"

"A bit too ready...." he said, watching as the armies squabbled and fought amongst themselves on the cameras.

"Okay. Prepare for launch!"

As he moved the fortress into position, a sound resembling that of a massive metallic leg failing to activate, leaving a battle fortress unable to move was heard. Shortly afterwards it became apparent that one of the legs had failed to activate, leaving the fortress unable to move. The lich was not amused, and he made this very clear to his skeletal subordinates by an immediate defenestration.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #498 on: July 02, 2009, 01:35:16 pm »

Sofia suddenly collapses...
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« Reply #499 on: July 02, 2009, 01:47:46 pm »

The lich was in the bowels of the fortress. He was watching as the little green things that followed the orks around did repairs to one of the many components of this leg that had failed to activate. By all logic and reason they should not be able to fix this thing. But surely enough they finished what they were doing, kicked the thing, which started up and went along to another one. One day he would find out how they manage to do that, and then.... and then.....HAHAHAHHAHAH!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #500 on: July 02, 2009, 02:23:45 pm »

Little stands up, takes Sofia's pistol while she is collapsed, and tucks the pistol in her pocket. Little then walks over to Armok and kisses him the cheek with a whisper of, "Thanks. Been a while since I've been shot mortally."
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« Reply #501 on: July 02, 2009, 02:45:44 pm »

Sofia suddenly screams and wakes up. Looking around like crazy.

"... Where the fuck am I?"

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« Reply #502 on: July 02, 2009, 03:08:38 pm »

Back in the fortress, something had been found. It was the trans-dimentional image projection room, buried in the bowels of the fort long ago during one night of heavy drinking. The lich, the dark lord and the mutator are hosting a meeting there. They were sitting around a table that dominated the room, with many, many computers on the walls. At each of the places at the table there was a console, to control each of the projected holograms.

"And that's why we can't go to Mount Celestia anymore, thank you mister "I'll destroy anything just for the fun of it." said the Lich to the dark lord.

"Heheh, yeah. That was fun, lets go again sometime."

"Now muto, how is the pandemic going?"

"I've almost got it to devour flesh at the speed of sound!" He said in a far too enthusiastic tone.

"Wonderful, now these people are probably up to something that is not in our best interests, as you know." Said the lich, addressing his, for the lack of a better term, colleges.

"They are? I'LL DESTROY THEM!" Said the dark lord, changing from jubilant to furious in a heartbeat.

"Hey, not so loud. We'll simply infect some people at the place where they're going and let nature take it's course." suggested the mutator.

"No. We're going to at least figure out what they are doing before we swoop in and annihilate them. Now, let us activate the transmitter and announce their doom."

The lich then pressed a button on his console, activating his hologram, which he transmitted to where everyone else was.

"Hello. I demand to know what you're doing, otherwise you will all be ground to ash, rebuilt at the molecular level, cut into bits, rebuilt again, set on fire, frozen, thawed, launched into space and made into my lunch. Then, the really bad stuff will happen. Understand?"
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #503 on: July 02, 2009, 03:19:58 pm »

(Do i ask before i join?? if so stop reading.if not read on)

A portal of darkness and fire opens up and a pale elf with horns is propelled through."...and stay their until your ready to listen to my orders!" yells a loud booming voice through the portal that instantly closes.

The elf who is Ocade Val Lithos stands up and brushes himself off,using curse words that just blew up a nun.
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"No, I'm being obstinate for the sake of I hate you."

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« Reply #504 on: July 02, 2009, 03:46:08 pm »

A circle of runes appears in the air dropping Mission unceremoniously onto the floor.

muttering to himself mission lifts himself off the floor, "Ok that wasn't planned, stupid portal..."

Mission looks up to see his runes disappear trapping him wherever he was. That was his last teleport too. As Mission stood up using his staff, he looked around. The place looked like it was falling apart, a jab from the staff confirmed the walls to be quite solid. Another to the floor and roof told the same tale. Some mumbling about dust and rebuilding could be heard ahead.

Finding no other place to go Mission headed toward the voice, his staff clinking loudly with the different trinkets attached to the staffs end.

Mission the man who looked like a dog straight down to the tail. (which can wag) A spellcaster who specializes in enchantments and scrolls. He wears red robes indicating neutrality in fight of good and evil. A smile always on his face at the thought of adventure, and the possibility to keep the world in balance.
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Crap, can't think of an alternative.

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« Reply #505 on: July 02, 2009, 03:49:19 pm »

The hologram of the lich turns to the elf.

"You! Tell me why you're here. I have limited patience and unlimited powers of deathy... doomy....ness..ness..... ANSWER MEEEEE!"
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #506 on: July 02, 2009, 03:51:11 pm »

Sofia notices the strange traveler walking by, out here in the middle of nowhere.

"Hey! Who the hell are you! Did you steal my gun!"

The nearly insane Thief levels her smg

"Talk asshole! That thing was worth thousands!"
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« Reply #507 on: July 02, 2009, 03:54:36 pm »

"Gun? What is a Gun? Is it the thing you are holding there?"

Mission runs up to Sofia and starts inspecting her gun with a passion. Pulling out many tools from who knows where in his robe to examine it while it is still in her hand.


OOC: "I have almost no clue where the storyline is right now other than a tower is about to blow everything up and a portal has been made to stop it. I'm not sure if Sofia was noticing me or Ocade but since i'm the only one who has done any walking so far I went ahead and did the rp for it"
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 03:59:29 pm by mission0 »
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« Reply #508 on: July 02, 2009, 03:57:43 pm »

Sofia's eyes widen as she takes on a look of insanity. Suddenly she fires into the ground.

"THIS is a gun, it splatters hapless morons like you!"

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« Reply #509 on: July 02, 2009, 04:00:00 pm »

If you do that I'll..... hey wait a second! the hologram disconnects

"I'm pretty sure someone just teleported into the level below us." Said the lich.

"My biometrics indicate that this indeed true." Answered the Mutator

"Let me at him I'll turn him into cooking oil! Then, I'll have a plesant picnic by the river." Exclaimed the dark lord (Who by the way, looks like a really bug suit of animated armor.) disconcertingly.

"I'm more concerned with how he got in here, don't we have some sort of anti-enemy-magicy thingy? Questioned the lich

Meanwhile, deeper within the fortress, the anti magic thingy has been disactivated by one of the small green orky things sleeping on the lever that controlled it.

"Never mind, you two, go and see who it is."

They proceeded to leave while he re-activated the hologram.

"I wouldn't hurt him. If you do I'll annihilate you..... eventually..... maybe..."
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.
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