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[Gunner-Chan]

"Whoa, hydralisks? Are you kidding me?!"

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

"No"

Three hydralisks have been summoned! They are farting at your general direction!

[Gunner-Chan]

"Wait, Hydralisks can fart? Oh well, I brought this!"

Sofia pulls a Mac-10 from her pack.

"Alright! Who's first!"

[Luke_Prowler]

"In the name of The Emperor, die unholy warp spawn!"

Luke raised his bolter, and fired into the crowd of monsters. the rocket propelled bullets exploded as they reached their target, the large creature taking most of the clip. He only used one hand for the bolter, as his other hand was too busy carving hydralisks to bits with the chainsword.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia starts spraying bullets ALL OVER the general area, hitting nearly everything and everyone.

[Little]

Little is shot in the chest.

"OW! SHIT!"

Little then drops to the floor, and blood begins to trickle out of her mouth.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia realizes what she has done...

"Uh! Oh shit!"

Sofia runs over to little and cradles her in her arms.

"Come on little! Don't die! It was a mistake! I forgot you were there!"

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

"Hmm... I think you are powerful enough..."

The overlord has left, and a portal has spawned in it's place!

There is a warped sign beside it:

Room #0001, Nilfheim.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia starts screamin into little's face, tears streaming down her face.

"Get up you wimp! It's not fair! It's.. Not..."

Sofia lowers her head to little's shoulder and starts crying.

[Armok]

Sofia suddenly feel a hand/paw on her shoulder

"Sofia"

She looks at Armok.

"Sofia you keep forgetting you're friends whit a bunch of gods and necromancers. There are hundreds of ways I can bring back the dead, as free of suffering or permanent harm as i want. And saving her is even easier, here, take one of these"

Armok unwraps a little red egg shaped candy from the while unadorned warping and puts it in  Little's mouth. It tastes like strawberries whit a hint of blood and oregano. The bullet plops out of the wound which then closes, She is completely healed from everything from bullet wounds to AIDS and cancer (not that she had those, hopefully, but if she did they are healed.) to warts to death.

"VPB carameloids, cures everything, makes sure to always have a stash."

Armok gives Sofia a rather large rice paper bag of identical candy, containing a few hundred.

"Don't be afraid to ask for more if these run out."

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia suddenly turns to Armok with a weird empty look in her eyes...

"... Who... Who are you? Are you the medic? Where are we? What unit is this?"

[Armok]

"Good thing they cure mental illness to."

He give Sofia one.

(Edit: spelling)

[Gunner-Chan]

"GACK! UGH! what the hell is your problem?"

Sofia stands up.

"You should respect your betters doctor! I am a Sturmbannführer in Joe's Glorious army! And what are you? A lowly Sturmmann!"

Armok suddenly realizes this goes beyond simple mental illness...

[Luke_Prowler]

"what's going on? Are you okay, Sofia?" To be honest, Luke never expected to say that.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia suddenly looks around shocked.

"Does anybody even KNOW there's a war on!"