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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

After a long period of investigation, failure and stubbed toes, he eventually finds a door that leads to his super-fortress.

"Sorry, but my orks broke everything in your room, and the main hall, and the kitchen, and the control room." -The dark lord
 
Behind that is another note:

"I'm afraid that the Bobo clones got out again. Don't worry though, I've alerted the president. Also, I broke your skeletal army." -The master mutator

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia opens the revolvers cylinder and checks it.

"What the hell is keeping Strife so long?"

She closes the revolver.

"Any longer and ill just have to paint this alleyway with his remains"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich opens to door to reveal the realm that his titanic fortress is currently stationed in. It is a cold, frozen wasteland. In the distance the silhouette of the fortress can be seen, with it's towering shape supported by a multitude of massive mechanical legs resembling those of an arthropod of some description.  It is very, very far away.

This is going to be a looooong walk.

[zchris13]

Eat the extra "o"'s in "looooong"

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke breathed hard. That was a great battle. He's running low of bolter rounds, the chainsword needs to be cleaned , and he should find a med-kit at some point, but other than that he was fine. Why he was dragging the corpse back to the main room he didn't know. the thing was heavy, but what it must have weighed before John tore it to pieces must have been something else. how then...which way was back?

[Little]

Little cheerfully follows the now-clothed Sofia.

"Hey. Can I come?"

[Gunner-Chan]

"... I don't see why not... I'm still waiting for strife though."

Sofia checks a pocket watch she kept in her pocket.

"God damn it strife, WHERE ARE YOU."

[Little]

"I don't think Strifey likes me." 

[Gunner-Chan]

"Well lets give it a bit more time, then ill call the number and get the teleporter here."

[Armok]

((*reads thread* I realy cant leve you alone for a day whitoute you geting caught up in a multiversal inrigue and going to have an epic battle, can I?))

Armok wakes up.
"uh, what's going on? Why did you just disappear like that Sofia? Did you like the knife I gave you?"

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke walks in, carrying a corpse that looked like a cross between a crab, a dragon, and a Old One.

"Hey, Armok, it's possible you may have a slight tyranid infection. Is it okay if I call in some guys? They'll clear it right up"

[Strife26]

Strife kept walking across the endless plane.

"Okay now, I'm gonna have to call bull shit on this. Whenever I'm at my relatively super, recollecting mode, I can leave the Treader and walk until I get to where I'm going. It's worked for every battle of the gods, and every one of Armok's tepid get-togethers. Why isn't it working now? It's like I've spent enough time treading to go watch a long movie that was awesome but had major plot flaws."

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia is still staring at her watch.

"..."

"GOD DAMMIT STRIFE!"

[Strife26]

Strife enters.

"That was pretty weird, I have to say. Hello ladies."

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke walked out to where the others were standing.

"what's going on?"