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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Hello Archangel. As I was saying:

I fear no king, for I am an EMPEROR!

I have fear god, they have no power over me.

I am the chosen of Joriak, master of flesh.

And I am a SCIENTIST!"

[NUKE9.13]

What appears to be an over-sized WW2 style bomb rolls down the corridor and into the room.
There is a vivid green nuclear warning symbol painted on it. A serial number has been stamped onto the outer casing; 9.13.
"Ey, armok" says the warhead.
"Trying for a roleplaycracy again?"
The warhead views the jumble of limbs on the floor.
"Ooh, shucks. No hugging me, fellows. I'm feeling especially unstable right now. Also, NUKE9.13 takes no responsibility for damaged sustained from prolonged exposure to NUKE9.13 or affiliates. This includes both spontaneous atomization and more mundane side effects of exposure to radioactive materials."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Why, it appears to be some kind of automous mechanoid in the shape of a remote detonated atomic explosive device. I must study it! NewMars approaches NUKE, screwdriver raised.

[Archangel]

Archangel aimed carefully, then fired. NUKE transformed into a human sized mech. "YES!"

[Armok]

*hugging Little* ^_^

"Hi Nuke.
As for the two show-offs here:
My chosen one is no emperor, nor king, nor god, chief, nor general, nor governor, nor anything but humble.
Hmm, I know, lets form a betting pool, I bet 5 hugs Mars win."

((OOC Edit: how old is actually little?))

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Using his grasp of vocabulary, NewMars knows that mech is short for mechanical fighting vehicle. I. E. not a robot. Thus he is able to pilot NUKE.

[Archangel]

Archangel fired again. This time NewMars was the target. He turned into a monkey. "I love this rifle! Modifying reality is fun!"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Using his extensive knowledge of genetic engineering, NewMars was able to turn himself back

"You'll have to do more then that to make a monkey out of me!"

[Archangel]

"Like make you forget how to turn yourself back?"

[NUKE9.13]

NUKE9.13 transformed back into a warhead. This made NewMars look like that one guy who sits on the warhead. With the cowboy hat.
"Get offa me, idiot.
And you there, Archangel; cut it out."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Please, I am prepared for EVERYTHING; and I do in fact, mean everything. Including the thing you're thinking of right now involving the Eiffel tower and......... Samus? Okay that made no sense whatsoever, but I AM STILL PREPARED."
Gets off nuke

[Archangel]

"What the hell are you talking about? I was thinking about zombies."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"That's not what my THOUGHT-O-CENTRIC TRANS-SPATIAL VIEWING DEVICE says!"

[Archangel]

"Well it's wrong."

[NUKE9.13]

"Seriously, if you guys do not cut it out I will detonate"