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[Gunner-Chan]

"I'm sure you can kill a lich... I think there was a way... Lemme see..."

Sofia starts flipping through a small book she pulled out of her jacket.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Are you refering to the destruction of the phylactery? Because that won't work on me. Because you'd have to erase the multiverse to do that."

[ToonyMan]

A booming voices calls out from above.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST HIT HIM LIKE IN OBLIVION!?

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"That won't work."

[Gunner-Chan]

"... I don't think this is the right book."

Sofia puts the book back.

"Hmm... I wonder if I should detonate the room with those explosives I set the other day..."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"What would that accomplish?"

[ToonyMan]

The voice booms again.

HIT HIM WITH THIS!

A green stick rod thing falls onto the floor, it's glowing.

[Gunner-Chan]

Sofia picks up the stick.

"Alright, what the hell is this?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The Lich moves over to the green thing, takes it from the girl, and then inspects it with a rather puzzled look before just eating it, sending it to who-knows-where.

[ToonyMan]

The voice booms again.

YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO SOMEHOW MAKE HIM EAT IT, BUT THAT'S ACCOMPLISHED SO IT'S OK.  HE'LL LOSE CONTROL OF HIS MIND AND BODY IN A MINUTE OR TWO.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"You seem to have forgotten that 1. I'm already crazy, and 2. My hand is trying to wipe me from the face of reality, or at least cause me extreme pain."

[Gunner-Chan]

"Oh, let's get his hand then! Look for it sleeping guy!"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"It's technically everywhere that has water in it on this plane. Looking for it would be rather futile."

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke laughed. he laughed at the nuke exploding, the fighting, the lich's actions, and the various nonsense that the others were preforming. Such sillyness. The girl now named Sofia wanted to blow everything, but Luke wasn't afraid. There's nothing like a 37 ton power armor to make you fearless. luke goes to take a drink from the skull, but forgot that he had put on his helmet before the explosion. not that that it mattered, because the cup was vaporated during the explosion...as well as his throne...

"That was an awesome seat, too" 

[Gunner-Chan]

"This lich has gotten boring..."

Sofia walks over to luke the space marine.

"Hey luke, you need a new cup?"

Sofia pulls out a silver cup from a pouch on her belt.

"I was gonna sell it, but you can have it. You seem interesting."