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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"No, it's mine. Only I can utilize the ASTOUNDING potential inherent in this DUCT TAPE! So stay away. STAAAY AWAAAAAY!"

The lich proceeds to flail about, knocking Duke into the chasm in the process.

[Gunner-Chan]

"... Did you just knock some Clint Eastwood lookalike into a pit? Oh right... Gimme the tape you stupid skeleton!"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich swallows the tape, then whips his cloak open to reveal that his interior cavity is empty.

"Haha! Not even I know where it is now, puny frog-girl!"

[Gunner-Chan]

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A FROG!? That's it you bastard! I've had it!"

Sofia plants a big punch right on the lich's jaw, not doing much damage due to her target being, well, a lich. The steel knuckles built into her gloves though leave a rather large scratch across his jaw however.

"... Oh yeah, you're undead now that I remember..."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Ouch, I really wish you hadn't done that."

The lich opens up a portal to the grey dimensions behind the girl. These realms are so incredibly boring that anyone who is forced to endure them will go mad, then sane, then mad again. (and that's just the first few days.)

The girl is sucked in, but so is the lich, who fortunately manages to grab onto a rock outcropping. However the portal is still open and he can't go anywhere.

[Gunner-Chan]

Suddenly, the Lich realizes Sofia is holding on to him...

"You idiot! Now we are BOTH gonna go insane THEN sane than insane again!"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Well, the first part's already happened to me. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAAHAHAH!"

The lich then let's go of the outcropping with one of his hands, which he uses to grab a knife in his cloak, which he hacks off his other hand with. His last thoughts as he goes through the portal that closes up behind him:

"Huh, I probably just could've let go. Oh well."

[Strife26]

Strife starts to snore softly. The Imperial Guardsmen sits down in another chair.

[ToonyMan]

The sleeping man is still sleeping.

[Gunner-Chan]

For some inexpicable reason Sofia is suddenly sitting next to strife and the guardsman.

"Wha... What happened? Shouldn't I be in the grey zone or whatever it was called?"

Sofia turns to look at the guardsman

"Do you have any idea what just happened?"

The guardsman shrugs his shoulders in confusion.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Suddenly, the lich burst out of a nearby closet. He looks as if his clothes are trying to destroy him, the way he acts indicates this too. In addition to this, his severed hand is trying to dismantle him of it's own accord.

"We both knew that it would come to this one day hand, but I never suspected that you'd gain the allegiance of clothes. Well, I'm not as unprepared as you think!"

With this the lich commences battle with himself. The whole thing is a magical fireworks show type affair, that ends up with the lich dropping a meteor on himself.

[NUKE9.13]

The man in the tattered black clothing grabs both NewMars and Sofia and hugs them.
"No fighting, eh? We are all friends here. Sort of."

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich pushes him away. Then his hand leaps at him again.

"Help! It wants to devour my magical marrow!"

The lich is now running around, trying desperately to get his hand away from himself.

[NUKE9.13]

NUKE9.13 shoots a lazor beam at the lich's hand. It is evaporated.
"Happy now?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"NO YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!"

The hand, being rather magical, has taken control over all the water in the atmosphere as a side effect of being vaporised. It is now capable of striking anywhere, any time with bone-breakingly fast water blasts. Thanks Nuke.

"Get out of my way! I've got to get to somewhere with no water vapor in the atmosphere!"