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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Mewanwhile, the Lich is already halfway through the bed, and looks like someone who is completely unaware that the bed they are eating is in fact not a 5-star meal, but rather a 2-star bed.

[Armok]

"Aloaleah?"

[Strife26]

'"How about Sofia?"

[Gunner-Chan]

"Hmm... I think I like Sofia... Thanks strifey. Not like my little Armok didn't try though! ♥"

Sofia pats Armok on the head

[Strife26]

"Any other conversation ideas? Or Morphine?"

[Duke 2.0]

The body suddenly sits up, and struggles to vocalize something through it's throat-pipe. It fails. Frustrated, the body stands up and promptly walks into a wall. The flies start uttering their obscenities at the disturbance of their meal.

[Gunner-Chan]

"..."

"We can do something about this corpse. Anyone hungry?"

[Archangel]

Archangel shot the body with the reality rifle. The body's head became whole and attached to the right bit.

[Strife26]

"I have no comment."

"Wait, there's an idea."

Strife slams back the rest of whiskey, then falls asleep.

[Gunner-Chan]

"That's actually a good idea..."

Sofia grabs a nearby bottle and downs it as fast as she can manage, obviously affected quite quickly.

"Im gonna stay right here Armok... I hope you don't mind..."

Sofia falls asleep in Armok lap, giving him a soft hug as she drifts off to sleep.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich has finished eating the bed, and is now moving towards the jukebox. He selects the album "it's not me it's you" by Lilly allen and begins to dance in a most inapropriate manner, that is to say that he dances in a way that does not befit the album, not in an obscene manner.

[Armok]

*Armok smiles and purrs, softly embracing Sofia, then tries to figure out a way to position himself in a way that does no involve his spine being turned 180 painful degrees without disturbing any of the two ongoing hugs, but after a few minutes conclude it's topologically impossible.*

[NUKE9.13]

A man in loose black clothes climbs out of Archangel's bag, sits down, and turns back into a warhead.
00:23:00
00:22:59
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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich dances over to the bomb, and chucks it into the chasm. Again. He then starts to dance the Charleston.

[NUKE9.13]

"Goddamit cut it-"
00:00:01
"Awww, fuuuu-"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Boom. Imagine your own added effects.

A mushroom cloud emerges from the chasm, together with a pleasant wave of heat. And radiation. Deadly, deadly, radiation.
A man in tattered black clothing climbs out of the chasm.
"Tssk. Hope y'all enjoy dying of radiation sickness. Man, some people have no courtesy at all. Well, hurry up and reincarnate or whatever."