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[Gunner-Chan]

"You fool! That was art in motion! You may be a lich but you still grasp to your mortality! You are weak!"

"..."

"Now someone help me put this rappelling harness on, I'm going after the bomb!" ♥

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

The lich pulls out a knife.

"I'll 'help', just tell me when your harness is secure!"

[Gunner-Chan]

"Oh you nasty boy. ♥"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

"Don't use those damned love heart...GAH the pain!"

The lich reaches for his chest and pulls out a mobile phone

"You've given me the appearance of having a heart attack for the last time, phone!

The lich chucks the phone away with considerable force. It then proceeds to ricochet off the walls, clocking the Lich in the mouth and sending him into the chasm

"Damn that phooooooooone!"

[Gunner-Chan]

"Huh... How wonderful and unexpected. ♥"

[Luke_Prowler]

Luke rolled his eyes. He saw that from a mile away. it's not 'in the same room as a Khorne Berzerker' bad, but he could feel a headache coming on. Or maybe that's from the beer. He needed to destract these hooligans before they maim each other.

"Who's up for a game of Super Smash Brothers Brawl?"

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the ravine....

"I hate that phone...... huh? Now, that's odd; the bomb is gone! Hoorah!

[Gunner-Chan]

The girl starts wiring large packs of C4 and semtex along the sides of the room.

"La la la ♥"

[Strife26]

"So, am I the only one who's technically mortal here?"

[Archangel]

"Nah, but I'm damn near invincible." Archangel started taking off his armor by removing his helmet. "I haven't slept for three days so I'm gonna do that now. I'll make a copy of myself first though." He finished taking off his two inch thick steel plate armor and put it in his pack. He then unfolded his reality rifle and used it to make a bed.

After fiddling with a device on his wrist for a minute Archangel pressed a button on it. A glow surrounded him for a moment then there were two copies of him, except one of them was female.
The male Archangel said "Must have pressed the wrong button. Oh well." then he lay on the bed and went to sleep.

[Gunner-Chan]

"So, am I the only one who's technically mortal here?"

"Let's see... Prower is a post human space marine, NUKE is a nuke, NME is a lich, I'm a demon..."

"What about little? She human too?"

[Strife26]

"Well, for my continued existence, would you mind not blowing the area up?"


"God, where the hell is Fenrir? It isn't the same without him." 

[Gunner-Chan]

Suddendly, the girl notices she is carrying a detonator...

"Hmm... How about you give me a reason? ♥"

[Strife26]

"Because it's against the rules? Because I can still draw and fire before the blast wave gets to me? Because somewhere, deep down, really really deep down, you aren't a pyromaniac? Because I only assume that I'm mortal and would hunt you down otherwise? Because I might survive anyway? Because I still have assorted weapons that I can pull out at will that would hurt you? Because you should respect my authority? Because I said so?"

[Gunner-Chan]

"Mmm... Ill think about it."