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[ToonyMan]

I'ma Footkerchief now.

[Tormy]

R.I.P 
Weird stuff to be honest....I mean I thought that he was surrounded by doctors all the time. 

First time that I quote myself...
Either way, perhaps I spoke too soon? 

Michael Jackson Overdose on Morphine-Demerol (?)
http://politicolnews.com/michael-jackson-drugs-overdose/

TMZ reports Michael was given a heavy dose of morphine before his death and his personal physician is no where to be found. Police want to interview the doctor and law enforcement report the doctor’s BMW was towed from the Jackson home last night. Also that Joe Jackson wanted to put Michael into a drug rehab program and family members felt he was not up to performing the 50 sold out concerts upcoming in July in London which have all been cancelled.

[Ampersand]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex30DYwQlHU

Most of this actually happened.


As he lifted the gem window
It was the sound of a crescendo
When he came into the barracks
He left bloodstains on the cage traps
She was sitting at the +table+
He liked zircon and the colour sable
Well she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Urist?

Urist are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK?
There's blood on the gem window
He deconstructed (I'll rebuild though, Urist)
He came at you in his ravings
He left bloodstains on the engravings
In the bedroom where you landed
You were struck down
(Squad disbanded)

Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Urist?
You've been in a fistfight
You've been struck by -
A tantruming criminal

The guards poured onto the causeway
It was some day - you'd been angray
Hadn't made enough bismuth rings
Sentenced twelve days - as well as hammerings

Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Urist?

Urist are you OK?
All those red wounds - are you OK?
You're kinda crawling round slow
As they shot him with a +crossbow+
War dogs ran across the booze stores
Leaving blood smeared on my block floors
Stunned and nauseous you were left
"Urist the Chef
Has bled to death"

Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Urist are you OK
Are you OK, Urist
Urist are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Urist?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by -
A tantruming criminal

[Neonivek]

The most annoying aspect about this for me is that I am going to be bombarded by an oversaturation of his music.

I really don't like his songs THAT much and I am already sick of hearing it. (Ps. If music is so loud the walls shake... and your 5 feet from the speakers.. it is TOO LOUD!)

Oddly it is like he has only 4 songs.

The other aspect is "Artist Death Elevation" but that only makes me mildly annoyed.

[cowofdoom78963]

I dont like how the news is obsessing over it rather then more important matters...

Not that Im surprised.

[Neonivek]

I dont like how the news is obsessing over it rather then more important matters...

Not that Im surprised.

Well the important thing to remember is that the most important thing is what gets people to watch.

So yeah, MJ dying is much more important then a possible missle strike from Korea

[sonerohi]

R.I.P. Micheal Jordan. Best basketball player ever. Do you remember him from Space Jam? He was real good in that one.

[Jackrabbit]

R.I.P. Micheal Jordan. Best basketball player ever. Do you remember him from Space Jam? He was real good in that one.

Hell yeah, he was awesome. Goodnight, sweet prince.

[Tormy]

I dont like how the news is obsessing over it rather then more important matters...

Not that Im surprised.

Well the important thing to remember is that the most important thing is what gets people to watch.

So yeah, MJ dying is much more important then a possible missle strike from Korea

Yeah it's kinda weird..or maybe not? I suppose more people are watching the news, when a famous celeb dies.

[ToonyMan]

R.I.P. Micheal Jordan. Best basketball player ever. Do you remember him from Space Jam? He was real good in that one.

Hell yeah, he was awesome. Goodnight, sweet prince.

NOO!!! SPACE JAM!!!  I WANT YOU PIG.


Micheal Jordan will be remembered, even more than Micheal Jackson.

[PTTG??]

I dont like how the news is obsessing over it rather then more important matters...

Not that Im surprised.

MJ died the way he lived; publicly and in a way that shakes my belief in the dignity of humanity.

[ToonyMan]

Like Swine Flu!

IT'LL KILL US ALL.

Not really.

Really?

Nevermind.

[Aqizzar]

Turns out that "Celebrities die in waves" thing is even more true.

Billy Mays just died in a plane crash.  Who will sell the Oxyclean now?

[ToonyMan]

YOU'RE A LIER.


Let me look it up.


EDIT:  He's not dead, OH THANK YOU.

[Org]

BILLY MAYS IS DEAD LOLWUT

LOLWUT