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IceDragon_XxX

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Just a little comical relief
« on: June 25, 2009, 02:56:22 pm »
Heh, when I saw this, I laughed heartily for a good 3 minutes or so. It happened a cpl minutes after I made the guy into a guard, had a whole bunch of announcements going off.

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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 04:02:33 pm »
Also funny- goblins are weird

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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 05:23:16 pm »
Over the course of two mature fortresses, I've had about 5 squads called "The Strapping Treaties". And I wasn't even deliberately selecting them (I only look at squad names if I have to choose between two equally skilled dwarves).
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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 08:55:05 pm »
The Creative Distractions...

Okay, let's list some.

"Alpha team will take out the Orcs; Urist, you juggle the cats in the front lines."

:Urist comes charging into the battlefield on top of a war bear mooning the invaders while wielding an axe between his buttocks.:

:The team begins their assault by doing cartwheels while tossing Dimple Cups at each other's faces.:

:The team charges in the style of the "Ministry of Silly Walks.":

:The team's battle song is "Spam, spam, spam, spam; Spam, spam, spam spam...":

:The team uses coconuts for a "Charging in on horses" effect as they run for their targets: (Sorry, I was taken by a Monty Python mood)

:The team does a broadway number as they introduce their team:
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"GO, GO, DWARVEN RANGERS!!!"

:Show, in detail, the cross-breeding process of making a Carippo, as well as the breeding process of a Carippo.:

:Explain Dwarven Physics 101 with victi--volunteers:

:Do a Cirque Du Solei show involving ponds, bridgeapults, and some cave spider silk:
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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 08:56:53 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on June 25, 2009, 08:55:05 pm
The Creative Distractions...

Okay, let's list some.

"Alpha team will take out the Orcs; Urist, you juggle the cats in the front lines."
Urist: But we used that last week, surely they won't take the same bait twice.

 There will be fire.

 Urist: I dunno, flaming cats?

 No you dolt! YOU will be on fire!
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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 01:50:23 am »
That would be a good name for a theater troupe.  :)

Also re: your FPS-- I can't decide whether to cry out in envy or boggle at your machine.
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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 07:51:40 am »
He just has the FPS capped really really high, and the game is paused. Partial print = nutty framerate when paused. ;)
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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 02:37:22 pm »
Quote from: Peewee on June 26, 2009, 07:51:40 am
He just has the FPS capped really really high, and the game is paused. Partial print = nutty framerate when paused. ;)

quoted for truthiness, :D
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Re: Just a little comical relief
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 11:36:03 pm »
Sweet, first time I've gotten QFT'd
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