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Dwarves everywhere!
« on: June 25, 2009, 11:35:48 am »
There's a local food-delivery service up here where I live... Take a look at the logo:
http://www.waitersonthegoonline.com/

Yes, that is a dwarf.


OK, MAYBE it's a regular, human, miner-'49er. But the difference gets pretty much semantic.
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 11:46:14 am »
Are the waiters dwarves?

And I think that's a sailor. Notice how he has a plate and isn't scarfing down the food where he stands.
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 01:23:02 pm »
^ Yep, it looks like a sailor or something.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 02:02:11 pm »
Sailors are too clean-cut. The most seafaring this fellow could be is a pirate, and even then he looks too wild west miner.
He's gotta be a dwarf. And the reason he's running with food, instead of eating it on the spot is:

"Urist McWaiter has cancelled Eat: Interrupted by goblin"
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 03:39:03 pm »
A full grown adult dwarf, with no bloodstains, water coverings, or vomit? Impossible.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 03:48:29 pm »
... or he's hauling.
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 07:25:18 pm »
That is a pirate throwing a plate of food at a ninja.
Not a dwarf throwing a +Lage Segregated Disc+ at an elf.
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 07:32:31 pm »
Wait what?

Waiters at the Goon Line? :|
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 08:19:13 pm »
Quote from: TheDJ17 on June 25, 2009, 07:25:18 pm
That is a pirate throwing a plate of food at a ninja.
Not a dwarf throwing a +Lage Segregated Disc+ at an elf.

Don't you mean "serrated?"
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 09:12:10 pm »
O.o
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 09:50:18 pm »
Quote from: Fist_Of_Armok on June 25, 2009, 08:19:13 pm
Quote from: TheDJ17 on June 25, 2009, 07:25:18 pm
That is a pirate throwing a plate of food at a ninja.
Not a dwarf throwing a +Lage Segregated Disc+ at an elf.

Don't you mean "serrated?"

Holy crap, that disk is a Lage Segregated Disc!

It's a disk that is colored white, not black.
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Re: Dwarves everywhere!
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 10:57:22 pm »
I wish we had services like that in Edmonton. Unfortunately, delivery here is incredibly expensive (to the point where it can reach the price of the meal itself) if you want anything other than Chinese or Pizza.
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