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[Aqizzar]

Quick, give him some HE fire!  Now watch, he'll turn gray any second now.



Yep, aaany second now.

[ToonyMan]

Your green chin doesn't faze me Aqizzar.....ok, maybe a little.....STOP IT ALREADY IT WAS ME!!!!!!

[Duke 2.0]

*Gurgle*

[ToonyMan]

STOP OGLING ME DUKE.

[Aqizzar]

The completely irrelevant fact that my chin has recently turned green is in no way relevant to our alien hunting.

And Toonyman, did you just splice another troll clip over your last avatar?

[ToonyMan]

I spliced a bunch of gifs over everything.  Somebody time it.

[Aqizzar]

Like two or three minutes.  It just keeps going.  And comes out to eight megabytes, which is excessive.

[Pandarsenic]

Oh... oh GAWD, is that Troll? Like, Troll, the reputedly terrible movie?

And where was your last avi from?

[Duke 2.0]

*Ded*

[ToonyMan]

Oh... oh GAWD, is that Troll? Like, Troll, the reputedly terrible movie?

And where was your last avi from?

Troll, what troll?  I don't know where any of them come from, except for the first two.

*Ded*

NO DUKE!  IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG.

[WorkerDrone]

...Large UFO, uh landed in eastern Moscow, with signs of destruction everywhere, and the military nowhere to be found. Police forces are all around the city, but they seem to be at the wrong place...

...everywhere! The fire took down my Bakery, and the little bastards took my children! I swear I saw a mini flying...

...We're here live, at least fifty metres away an aircraft landed in the hot zone, behind blockaded areas, where a team of unknown soldiers it seems, flown in some sort of V.T.O.L air craft. Their fanning out and...it seems their engaging the-!

Spoiler: Whoops? (click to show/hide)

Video won't upload. Sorry guys. I'll do Screens next time.

Spoiler: Feeding to screen inside Skyranger. (click to show/hide)

Well men. We learned two things. One is that the combat effectiveness of the Lazer Rifles are far beyond my previous expectations, and that their continued use is a certainty. The second is that while you were falling back, we picked up some strange readings, and I'm sure some of you saw first hand what oddities were happening to some members in your team, or the spikes you felt in the back of your minds.

It seems we're dealing with a new threat. Well, when you get back to base, we'll have debriefing, plus we'll be reupdating the roster, and getting our shit into gear before we think about reengaging. For now, its up to the Russian Government to send in the troops, clean up, and keep everyone's mouths shut. Though it might not be possible now. People were bound to learn at some point.

Director out. Oh...and uh...good work.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Redbeard's journal: Well, it seems that I might have a chance of actually doing good in this outfit. I still don't have any idea of what we're fighting. They look kinda like gnomes that have lost their noses, replaced their eyes with antmen ones and turned their skin grey, because of this, I have decided to call them "ant gnomes".

On a similar subject, I have no idea what all this stuff we have is; the weapons they gave us are kind've like crossbows, in that they fire projectiles. They remind me of the scetches I've seen in my uncles room. These things are much worse then any crossbow I've ever used. They're slow, inefficient, and they've lost the ability to go through multiple physically unconnected organs. I want my crossbow back.
 
Incidentally, the things they use to take us to the fighting are strange. They fly throught the air, like the dreaded giant eagle, yet they are made of metal, Astounding!

With all this strangeness, I think it's gonna be a while before I grow used to this place.

[EuchreJack]

Smoke will decrease the chance of the aliens hitting your soldiers, thus I'd like some schmuck with pistol (laser pistol if you got one), grenades, and smoke grenades.  Standard Tactic: Chuck a smoke grenade (henceforth called "smoker"), crouch at the edge of the smoke, repeat until alien sighted.

Name: EuchreJack, as that's not a real name, I'd imagine some kind of history where recruits take on this name to carry on the great history, adding numbers.  Assuming I don't die before ever seeing an alien.

Uh, can I please be added to the waiting list, in one form or another?  Being "Doctor Euchre" would also be fine.

[Jakkarra]

can Jakkarra have a character pleases?

if we get to choose can i have a guy with high acc?

Plzkthnx

[AussieGuy]

I found this game which is a 3d remake of it http://ufoai.sourceforge.net/