ALERT. RED SPY IS IN THE BASE....
I mean,
THREAT DETECTED.
Sending out interceptors. Prepping Skyranger now. Everyone board ASAP.
Josh: "Alright Team."
ToonyMan: "Please, no rally in the 'Ranger please. Let's just get out there and fuck up some aliens."
Josh: "...Alright, Sergeant."
ToonyMan: "On it. Redbeard. Your out. Red, follow along. Everyone else, just follow the guys with the Auto-Cannons."
Josh: "Same here folks. Squad One move out."
ToonyMan: "...GO GO GO!"
Red: "UFO spotted!"
ToonyMan: "Fan out."
Redbeard: "Shit! I think I saw one over there, by the hay bales. SHIT! Did you see that green crap fly by?!"
ToonyMan: "Check your fire! You could have blown my legs off! Firing at the fucking ground."
Red: "I got this one."
Josh: "Did you get it?"
Red: "...Shit. No! Get down!"
ToonyMan: "Fuck this. Everyone! Fire at will! take down that fence, blow them up!"
Redbeard: "Overkill much?"
Pandarsenic: "I wouldn't say so."
Red: "Can we get back to base now Sarge?"
ToonyMan and Josh: "I guess."
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Pandarsenic: "GO TEAM X-COM!"
Everybody: "Shut up Pandar."
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Subject: Body Armour and Equipment
Listen up everybody, I put took this armour thing into consideration. It turns out the alloys taken from both crafts you obtained for us were pretty special. Not for much else right now, but we think we can make use of them by itself. The alloys are pretty wonderful really, they can probably stand up most conventional modern firearms with ease. But it won't be anywhere near invulnerable against these alien weapons. The eggheads call it Plasma, I call it Green Shit. Either way, if you get hit by it, your armour will only take about one shot of the stuff. Two if your lucky. It'll let you live longer anyway.
On another subject, we need improved medical equipment, not gauze and band aides. So I had sanctioned some Medi-Kits. It'll have the good stuff. Pain Killers and stimulants, and their already on work for a way to treat the severe burns the plasma bolts cause on direct or grazing contact. If any of you have been hit, you know what a pain in the ass it can be. It'll keep you guys alive down there, but we might not have enough for everyone, and we need a new field medic. He or she will have one of these babies, so keep them alive.
On another subject. We have a new development in our lazer weaponry project. The smaller version is a wimp at most, which is why I was skeptic on handing them out, but they make a good CQC weapon with near unlimited ammo, so I'll make note of it as a back up weapon. But for regular fire fights, we have this baby. The Lazer Rifle is by far a better weapon then those crappy rifles your totting right now. Everyone is getting one of these babies, and you should be pleased with its performance.
We're still looking through all of the tech and goodies you brought us, but we'll keep you updated as far as on ground notice allows. Keep up the good work.
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