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[IndonesiaWarMinister]

What, did the wrecking balls disturb you?

The romantical talky-talky scenes.

Also, the rapement of Sam mcWussy

[Dakk]

Why do you think we haven't come in contact with an alien race yet? Because they're scared shitless of us, thats why

Jokes apart, if we ever meet another intelligent race, i don't think it'd be our stereotypical vision of aliens, y'know, invading worlds, pwning the shit out of our archaic technology, zerg rushing, etc. I think they'd be friggin scared of us.
Like: Holy freakin shiz, these guys have been killing eachother for thousands of years! And they're still friggin alive D:. Not only that, they're starving for resources and have weapons of mass destruction! Lets GTFO before they steal our advanced space travel technology and pwn the universe!

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

And that's how MY own space empire came to be, son.

[Dakk]

Till cthulhu ate it, of course.

Hell, even in lovecraft's works humanity wins, and we're not winning against technologically advanced aliens, we're winning against gods.

... Alright, we're just keeping them from waking up, but thats alot considering we aren't a super advanced race that can change reality through thoughts.

[umiman]

We are a super advanced race that can change reality through thoughts. Observe. I am currently thinking of eating this burger in front of me. The burger mysteriously vanishes and I am somewhat full. Magic!

[Strife26]

I could fully see the sufficiently advanced aliens deciding not to fuck with the Earth.

[Nilocy]

I could fully see the sufficiently advanced aliens deciding not to fuck with the Earth.

Yeah, cause they'd know we'd get them back if they let us live!

[Leafsnail]

They are glad that we've spent all our time blowing each other up rather than sending each other into space.  That's why we've never found aliens.

[Cthulhu]

Why do you think we haven't come in contact with an alien race yet? Because they're scared shitless of us, thats why

Jokes apart, if we ever meet another intelligent race, i don't think it'd be our stereotypical vision of aliens, y'know, invading worlds, pwning the shit out of our archaic technology, zerg rushing, etc. I think they'd be friggin scared of us.
Like: Holy freakin shiz, these guys have been killing eachother for thousands of years! And they're still friggin alive D:. Not only that, they're starving for resources and have weapons of mass destruction! Lets GTFO before they steal our advanced space travel technology and pwn the universe!

Assuming that we're the only race ever in the history of the universe that has faced competition for resources.

[LegoLord]

Just got back from the movie.  A lot of the complaints here are valid, but I wouldn't say it ruins the whole series.

Spoiler: 'Cause I'm not too good at judging what spoils movies (click to show/hide)

Frankly, people were thinking the twins were a black stereotype, but I didn't really see it.  Honestly though, I got the impression of more of a redneck stereotype, so there's still that.

Some of the supposedly major villains probably should have shown up more, and some of the other new Autobots could have had more lines; the twins seemed to get a bit too much "glory."

Aside from all that, everything else seemed great.  The actual plot seemed reasonable; there didn't seem to be too many stretches.  Maybe could've used some work, but wasn't that bad.  The action scenes were good, if a little long at points, but only compared to other portions of the movie.  It was a long movie, but it didn't feel long.  The events flowed together smoothly, which is always good.

[Chutney]

LegoLord, one of the twins said "bust a cap" and had gold teeth. That's almost as ghetto stereotypical as you can get without making them actual gollywogs or something.
They actually ruined every part of the movie they were involved in, for me...

[userpay]

Eh I kinda liked the twins when they were fighting that giant combining deceptacon, then of course when said giant got nailed by the rail gun. I also liked that tiger deceptacon that got freaking ripped in half.

[Leafsnail]

How long is the movie?  I have a feeling that the 9 hours figure I read was a bit of an exagerration.

[LegoLord]

How long is the movie?  I have a feeling that the 9 hours figure I read was a bit of an exagerration.

2:10, I think.  Whoever said 9 hours is probably some impatient bastard that likes to troll movies.

[Leafsnail]

How long is the movie?  I have a feeling that the 9 hours figure I read was a bit of an exagerration.

2:10, I think.  Whoever said 9 hours is probably some impatient bastard that likes to troll movies.

That's not actually that long.  I seem to remember King Kong being something in the realm of 200 minutes.