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[Christes]

Even then, it will take 12 hours, maybe 14 hours with a standard jet plane...

Assuming it's one trip.  Maybe Glyphgryph is including a couple nasty layovers.

[sonerohi]

Or he's flying around the world three times for the hell of it before he lands.

[Draco18s]

Or he's flying around the world three times for the hell of it before he lands.

No.  It's the layovers.  Los Angeles to Thessaloniki, Greece is a 36 hour trip:
LA to New York
New York to Zurich
Zurich to Athens
Athens to Thessaloniki

[GlyphGryph]

It was the layovers plus the flight over the pacific.

ANYWAYS

I had a new comic ready, but I'm staying with idiots until I get a new place here and I stepped away from the computer to check on dinner, and by the time I came back they had managed to destroy everything I'd worked on. So, as of now, I should be back on schedule tomorrow morning.

Assume he is now in the tunnel with the dog and chunk of werewolf locked in, with the other werewolves outside, and make suggestions appropriately

[Eagle]

Construct additional pylons mechanisms. Or set up a farm, kitchen, and still.

[Christes]

by the time I came back they had managed to destroy everything I'd worked on.

Wow.

Anyway, we need seeds for a farm to work.  Seems the only way to get seeds is to forage.  The only way to forage underground is to find a cave river/lake.

[Draco18s]

Anyway, we need seeds for a farm to work.  Seems the only way to get seeds is to forage.  The only way to forage underground is to find a cave river/lake.

Who says you need to forage underground?

[sonerohi]

>If available space: build butchers shop and butcher the werewolf.
>If not, make space.

[Zironic]

>If available space: build butchers shop and butcher the werewolf.
>If not, make space.

I think he already butchered the werewolf.

[Christes]

Anyway, we need seeds for a farm to work.  Seems the only way to get seeds is to forage.  The only way to forage underground is to find a cave river/lake.

Who says you need to forage underground?

Did you notice the werewolves?

[Skanky]

Build kitchen

Cook meal (werewolf chunks + cheese)

Eat meal

[ac31]

dig an extremely deep pit and put some stone spikes at the bottom, with a set of stairs leading to the bottom and a door to keep anything inside the pit out.

then just dig another tunnel around the pit, so that you can appear on the other side of it from the werewolves, they will run towards you, punch through the thin earth and be sent hurtling to the bottom of your trap, solving both food problems and your imminent demise

ill draw a diagram

Side:

WW_________D__  _____
____    |       |___/█████
████| \|       |█████████
████| /|       |█████████
████|\ |^^^|█████████


Top: (black is underground tunnel)

       __________
     / _ _______ \
    / /    __      \ \
  W     /    \      \ \
   W   |     |    D| |
  W     \__/   

i think this plan should be followed as it is A: extremely dwarfy and B: extremely funny when IF it goes wrong     

[jaked122]

build a planet destroying laser on the moon!

[Sowelu]

After butchering the werewolf chunk, make werewolf bone armor.  SNEAKY DISGUISE!  They will never guess!

[GlyphGryph]

Right now I'm leaning towards the pit plan or the butchers shop (which will produce bones) - we'll see what happens, though. I'm gonna try to get up two tomorrow to make up for my lost days.