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Author Topic: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #52  (Read 98312 times)

Sowelu

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #195 on: July 03, 2009, 04:09:13 am »
>Dwarf: Pick up the dog (who is still holding onto werewolf chunk) and run back underground, locking the hatch behind.

WEREWOLF IS GOOD EATIN'!
« Last Edit: July 03, 2009, 04:10:59 am by Sowelu »
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #196 on: July 03, 2009, 04:22:00 am »
>attempt to tame werwolves by feeding them some of your brand new meaty chunks
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #197 on: July 03, 2009, 04:49:43 am »
>Werewolves: Sneak into the cave and prepare a suprise Welcome Back party.
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Quote from: James.Denholm on July 24, 2010, 08:41:14 am
Quote from: Thief^ on July 24, 2010, 04:39:15 am
I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #198 on: July 03, 2009, 06:02:41 am »
Quote from: ousire on July 03, 2009, 04:22:00 am
>attempt to tame werwolves by feeding them some of your brand new meaty chunks
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #199 on: July 03, 2009, 07:26:11 am »
> Werewolf #2: Notice the moon is gone, and transform back to your original form! (Which is: an Elephant. Or Carp. Or both.)
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #200 on: July 03, 2009, 10:06:17 am »
>Grab your doggy and run into the cave, and close and lock the hatch.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #201 on: July 03, 2009, 10:10:28 am »
ATTACK!
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #202 on: July 03, 2009, 11:58:17 am »
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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #203 on: July 03, 2009, 12:19:47 pm »
>Pick up dead werewolf's leg/jaw/eyeball, and beat the others with it.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #204 on: July 03, 2009, 04:05:53 pm »
>Throw a sock and hope for the best.
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Quote from: James.Denholm on July 24, 2010, 08:41:14 am
Quote from: Thief^ on July 24, 2010, 04:39:15 am
I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #205 on: July 03, 2009, 04:10:22 pm »
Give that dwarf some beer!

> Rush of to replenish your thirst,
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #206 on: July 03, 2009, 04:22:25 pm »
Quote from: A_Fey_Dwarf on July 03, 2009, 04:10:22 pm
Give that dwarf some beer!

> Rush of to replenish your thirst,

You are out of beer.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #207 on: July 03, 2009, 04:33:29 pm »
Turn your head 180 degree's to look at the werewolves, then screech like a banshee!

That, or turn around then point and yell "LOOK! A DISTRACTION!"
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #208 on: July 03, 2009, 04:40:59 pm »
Say to the werewolves:

''Sorry, you came to the wrong forest. The elves are south of here.''
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Quote from: James.Denholm on July 24, 2010, 08:41:14 am
Quote from: Thief^ on July 24, 2010, 04:39:15 am
I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #209 on: July 03, 2009, 05:44:07 pm »
Quote from: Draco18s on July 03, 2009, 04:22:25 pm
Quote from: A_Fey_Dwarf on July 03, 2009, 04:10:22 pm
Give that dwarf some beer!

> Rush of to replenish your thirst,

You are out of beer.
No beer? No beer? NO BEER?!

>throw a tantrum and kill all the werewolves
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