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Author Topic: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #52  (Read 98299 times)

Village_Idiot

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #150 on: July 01, 2009, 02:09:30 am »
Naked wrestler.

Also, poke the werewolf's eyes out.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #151 on: July 01, 2009, 05:48:22 am »
> Werewolf: Put on a monocle and start up a conversation while drinking tea.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #152 on: July 01, 2009, 05:52:48 am »
Quote from: Baldin Brewbeard on July 01, 2009, 05:48:22 am
> Werewolf: Put on a monocle and start up a conversation while drinking tea.

No hat?
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It is so much easier to measure life in experience points...

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #153 on: July 01, 2009, 08:11:25 am »
Werewoves never were hats.
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The spinning =<*Free Form Jazz*>= strikes the Poster in all the senses, ya' dig, utterly blowing the mind!
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #154 on: July 01, 2009, 08:17:08 am »
> Werewolf, present a cake to the dwarf and an invitation to join the local neighborhood watch.
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Quote from: Devast on July 04, 2009, 02:29:02 am
Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
I don't see any reason they couldn't be. What would happen if they breached the HFS?
Horrors! Annoying relatives in the deep!

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #155 on: July 01, 2009, 08:33:46 am »
Werewolf:Give name whilst speaking in perfect english.
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Dip Stick! The newest candy! Just dip it, then lick it!
Or try FUBAR! The best chocolate bar ever!
Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #156 on: July 01, 2009, 08:45:12 am »
Quote from: varkarrus on July 01, 2009, 08:33:46 am
Werewolf:Give name whilst speaking in perfect english.

You don't understand the werewolf.  It is speaking English and you don't.  You speak Dwarvish.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #157 on: July 01, 2009, 08:56:45 am »
Werewolf:Give name whilst speaking in perfect dwarvish.
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Dip Stick! The newest candy! Just dip it, then lick it!
Or try FUBAR! The best chocolate bar ever!
Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #158 on: July 01, 2009, 10:16:52 am »
Use the power of armok to deal this beast a mortal blow!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #159 on: July 01, 2009, 12:47:50 pm »
>Werewolf: Ride dwarf like a mechanical bull.
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Some things were made for one thing, for me / that one thing is the sea~
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Oh, a biomass/24 hour solar facility. How green!

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #160 on: July 01, 2009, 12:54:32 pm »
Quote from: Sowelu on July 01, 2009, 12:47:50 pm
>Werewolf: Ride dwarf like a mechanical bull.

YES YES YES YES

Or,
>Dwarf: Ride werewolf like mechanical bull.
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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #161 on: July 01, 2009, 12:59:59 pm »
Or, more realistically:
>Dog: Grapple werewolf's tail with your teeth.
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Some things were made for one thing, for me / that one thing is the sea~
Quote from: nenjin on April 20, 2012, 10:44:40 am
His servers are going to be powered by goat blood and moonlight.
Quote from: PTTG?? on April 20, 2012, 10:48:33 am
Oh, a biomass/24 hour solar facility. How green!

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #162 on: July 01, 2009, 01:00:57 pm »
Werewolf: Tell the cheesemaker sob story about your horrible life and how you were abused and how it's really you're parents fault etc. etc. Then when he falls asleep eat him and kick the dog.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #163 on: July 01, 2009, 04:32:26 pm »
> Werewolf: Get a big dish of beef chow mein.
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The World Without Knifebear — A much safer world indeed.
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regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #164 on: July 01, 2009, 04:44:02 pm »
Quote from: Untelligent on July 01, 2009, 04:32:26 pm
> Werewolf: Get a big dish of beef Dwarf chow mein.

Fixed.
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Quote from: CyberGenesis on February 26, 2012, 01:36:03 am
"No, I'm being obstinate for the sake of I hate you."
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