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Author Topic: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #52  (Read 95099 times)

zarmazarma

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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #480 on: July 26, 2009, 09:36:53 pm »

I knew saving jujufrobo was a good idea.

Moldath> Swig down the alcahol.
Jujufrobo> Offers his fine dwarfly hunting abilities to find food for the fortress. First, however, Jujufrobo ask Moldath to go recieve his slave child and indentured wench from the other side of the chasm.
Moldath> Build a bridge to save the slave child, Urist McUrist, and the indentured wench, Urista Uristela.
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #481 on: July 26, 2009, 10:15:00 pm »

I can't believe no one's said it yet...

Moldath> get ye flask

Then he can drink the booze.  ;D
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #482 on: July 27, 2009, 12:32:04 am »

Moldath > Drink the booze, take Jujufrobo to your fortress
Jujufrobo > Begin Gathering weed for alcohol
Moldath > Build goddamn still already
Dog > Do something useful
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #483 on: July 27, 2009, 12:47:39 am »

Moldath> Drink booze. Go search for brewable plants. Greetings are for elves.
Jujufrobo> Admire sublime tuft of grass to overpower unhappy thoughts.
Dog> Lick crotch.
Kitteh> Vermin genocide.
GCS> Digest Jujufrobo's delicious family.

Maybe I micromanage too much...
« Last Edit: July 27, 2009, 12:54:39 am by Greiger »
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #484 on: July 27, 2009, 02:14:49 am »

I can't believe no one's said it yet...

Moldath> get ye flask

Then he can drink the booze.  ;D

Dwarves need not grab anything!
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #485 on: July 27, 2009, 01:22:01 pm »

He needs a barrel for alcohol!

>Juju --- gather plants for food and brewing
>Moldath --- make barrel at carpenter's workshop and make a still
>Juju --- butcher werewolf corpse, then tan skin
>Moldath --- Brew Drink R
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #486 on: July 27, 2009, 02:02:42 pm »

>Moldath
     Brew Drink R
     Drink Drink R
     Brew Drink R
     Drink Drink R
     Brew Drink R
     Drink Drink R
     Sleep R
     Eat R
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #487 on: July 27, 2009, 02:39:07 pm »

I'm glad to see this thread now has a kind of competitor. Maybe the jerk who does these comics will actually put them out regularly and not have stupid long delays now that he has someone to steal all his precious (and likely truly existent only in his imagination) fans if he starts to slack.

So here's hoping to regular updates.
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #45
« Reply #488 on: July 27, 2009, 02:41:21 pm »

First off:
 > Get ye flask.
I do not understand the command "Get ye flask". Please try again.

Second: New comics!




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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #48
« Reply #489 on: July 27, 2009, 02:52:08 pm »

Moldath > Throw Jujufrobo at the spider
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #48
« Reply #490 on: July 27, 2009, 02:55:38 pm »

>Moldath,staaart buildin'

>KobojarjaruristJujufrobo,find fortress,start stealin' shiny stuff!
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #48
« Reply #491 on: July 27, 2009, 03:22:20 pm »

Moldath> Start costructing a bridge across the chasm.

Jar-Jar> Kill the dragon.
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« Reply #492 on: July 27, 2009, 04:33:22 pm »

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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #48
« Reply #493 on: July 27, 2009, 04:35:41 pm »

Find brewable plants.
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Re: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #48
« Reply #494 on: July 27, 2009, 05:00:13 pm »

> Paint self with beautiful colors like the kobold long ear'd dwarf did.
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