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Author Topic: DFA: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure! Last Update: Comic #52  (Read 95095 times)

Kelbin

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #165 on: July 01, 2009, 05:09:23 pm »
>werewolf: forget about the dwarf for the moment and take a sip of tree blood sap
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Rashilul

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #166 on: July 01, 2009, 05:34:42 pm »
>dog: become a punching biting bag until Moldath can kill the werewolf.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #167 on: July 01, 2009, 06:29:14 pm »





And that's the very very last of my internet, folks! Tune in next week for the exciting next chapter of our heroes journey (not actually a chapter break).
« Last Edit: July 01, 2009, 06:31:58 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #168 on: July 01, 2009, 06:30:32 pm »
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #169 on: July 01, 2009, 07:11:26 pm »
> make a called critical on the werewolfs head

>werewolf, crush dog's skull with a single blow
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Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
I don't see any reason they couldn't be. What would happen if they breached the HFS?
Horrors! Annoying relatives in the deep!

Christes

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #170 on: July 01, 2009, 07:12:52 pm »
> Behead the werewolf
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Kelbin

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #171 on: July 01, 2009, 07:17:39 pm »
>Attack!


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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #172 on: July 01, 2009, 07:26:22 pm »
Dwarf: Smash the 4th wall over the werewolf's head.
Dog: Enter sexual trance and begin humping werewolf.
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And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #173 on: July 01, 2009, 10:19:06 pm »
> behead werewolf with !!Pigtail Sock!!
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #174 on: July 01, 2009, 11:14:30 pm »
>remembers that dwarves only enter martial trances when surrounded and becomes enraged instead.
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #175 on: July 01, 2009, 11:35:35 pm »
Quote from: Rashilul on July 01, 2009, 11:14:30 pm
>remembers that dwarves only enter martial trances when surrounded and becomes enraged instead.

Well there could be a werewold behind him too

oh shi-
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Kelbin

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #176 on: July 02, 2009, 01:13:51 am »
Yeah and being enraged is red, Martial trance is green, And i always thought of martial trances as becoming more focused more then being filled with blind fury.  :-\

Oh well.

EDIT: Besides you only become enraged if your badly injured or a pet (and maybe fellow dwarves/goblins/humans/etc.) is killed  >:(
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #177 on: July 02, 2009, 12:30:41 pm »
You don't understand.  This dwarf is MORE than other dwarves.  True legends of dwarfkind can enter a martial trance with fewer enemies around them.  This dwarf is so amazing he only needs one!...but it probably has some hidden price to be revealed later in the plot.

Fear the dwarves that only need zero enemies to enter a martial trance...
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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #178 on: July 02, 2009, 01:54:08 pm »
Moider da bum!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: In honour of MSPA, I present: A Dwarf Fortress choose your own Adventure!
« Reply #179 on: July 02, 2009, 08:28:55 pm »
Quote from: Kelbin on July 02, 2009, 01:13:51 am
Yeah and being enraged is red, Martial trance is green, And i always thought of martial trances as becoming more focused more then being filled with blind fury.  :-\

Oh well.

EDIT: Besides you only become enraged if your badly injured or a pet (and maybe fellow dwarves/goblins/humans/etc.) is killed  >:(

Maybe it killed his dog off screen? He sure looks enraged.
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