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Leafsnail

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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2009, 03:08:11 pm »

Estimates I read in Newscientist put porn at about 1% of webpages (most are retarded social networking spam).  Anyway, there are always some people prepared to pay for it, and I guess there are enough to allow low budget porn films to just keep getting churned out.  I think a lot of the industry is supported by subscriptions to big networks of websites, which offer convenience.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2009, 03:17:11 pm »

I pay for H-Games I like...

Well it's a pity that half of them were made more than 5 years ago and are out of production. (Therefore I cannot support the developers, resulting in me not buying the game.)
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2009, 10:00:08 pm »

I pay for H-Games I like...

Well it's a pity that half of them were made more than 5 years ago and are out of production. (Therefore I cannot support the developers, resulting in me not buying the game.)
Too much information.

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Then how on earth is the porn industry supported if no one pays for it?
ADs to porn sites.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2009, 04:05:19 am »

I have a more important question: Who the hell pays for porn? Seriously! Who?!!!!

Internet noobs. The ones who enter their first porn site and don't have proper search engine skills.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2009, 11:22:21 pm »

Rule 34 is a sham. There is no Millard Fillmore porn.

Shhhh!!!! Be careful where you say that if you want it to stay true!

*waits for someone to link a crappy photoshop*

Too late: http://i42.tinypic.com/jts520.png
I found a self-portrait of the artist Justine Lai getting it on with Millard Fillmore.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2009, 11:40:53 pm »

You guys know what I used to say about the internet?

"The internet was invented by two people who wanted to share their porn. They had computers, but they didn't want to bring the porn magazines out of their houses to give it to eachother. Instead, they hooked up their computers, and bam. The first network was invented."
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2009, 03:42:38 pm »

You guys know what I used to say about the internet?

"The internet was invented by two people who wanted to share their porn. They had computers, but they didn't want to bring the porn magazines out of their houses to give it to eachother. Instead, they hooked up their computers, and bam. The first network was invented."

Well actually it had more to do with sharing missile launch codes and maintaining command and control during and after a nuclear war that left the atmosphere ionized and radio signals unreceivable. 

But porn was a close second.  From this we can conclude that the priorities of human beings are thus -

1 - Kill
2 - Fuck
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2009, 07:47:52 pm »

Mmm... probably not killing. More like fighting. Mankind as a species loves to fight (in any possible manner). Killing is a common byproduct of the desire for conflict.

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« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2009, 07:57:09 pm »

When you look at it, it's a little disturbing that buying a game about killing innocent people by the hundreds makes you a strange person, but buying a game with a lot of consensual sex makes you depraved, sick, and twisted.

The violence in God of War was overshadowed by the sex scene(s?). Humanity is silly.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2009, 07:59:48 pm »

When you look at it, it's a little disturbing that buying a game about killing innocent people by the hundreds makes you a strange person, but buying a game with a lot of consensual sex makes you depraved, sick, and twisted.

The violence in God of War was overshadowed by the sex scene(s?). Humanity is silly.
Only America really is like that, to be honest. Everywhere else either treats it the same (UAE), or the reverse (Germany).

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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2009, 09:50:46 pm »

Those damn kinky Germans.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2009, 11:36:42 pm »

Sex and killing is more of a everyday thing now, old people just get surprized because it really wasn't that way just 30 or 40 years ago. Society was hella lot more enclosed and traditional back then, and it still is, in some ways, but not nearly as much as it used to.
Back then when somebody died on your town, you said OMG, today is just oh, too bad or in my case: Pwnt .
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2009, 01:48:05 am »

I'm more amazed by the fact that Billy Mays is DEAD to be honest.
I've been crying a lot.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2009, 01:30:44 pm »

Back then when somebody died on your town, you said OMG, today is just oh, too bad or in my case: Pwnt .
No... Back then people had like eight kids, six of witch died. They dont make nearly as much of a fuss as people now days do.

Its comments like this that make this make us look like a bunch of posers.
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Re: Sexy Programming
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2009, 06:56:25 am »

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No... Back then people had like eight kids, six of witch died. They dont make nearly as much of a fuss as people now days do.

It's also worth mentioning that an execution of a criminal is no longer a nice, fun social event where whole families gather.
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