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Psyco Jelly

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Truman's Trials
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:55:28 pm »
Welcome to Truman's Trials!

You take on the role of our protagonist Truman as he ventures on a journey of self-discovery and fatality. Luckily for Truman, he is immortal. As soon as he dies, he simply gets back up where he last consumed a cheeseburger.

Tell me what you want Truman to do, and he'll try his damned hardest to do it. Of course, even though he is immortal, he is constantly plagued with horrible luck. Only chance and a little sprinkling of wit can get him through the day.

Right now, Truman has just finished eating a double-bacon cheeseburger outside of a strange looking white mansion. It must be at least three stories tall, if not more. The area around the mansion is blank white nothingness.

"That must have been one trippy cheeseburger." Truman tells himself.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on March 03, 2011, 10:16:12 pm
Not only is it not actually advertising anything, it's just copy/pasting word salads about gold, runescape, oil, yuan, and handbags.  It's like a transporter accident combined all the spambots into one shambling mass of online sales.

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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 08:00:16 pm »
Truman updates Internet Fire.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 08:06:23 pm »
Test out vegetarianism.  Do veggieburgers count?
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"Whatever happens, we have got the ballista and they have not."

Quote from: Tiler on March 23, 2009, 05:30:11 pm
The dwarven economy is just a stand-in, from what I understand. As it is, it represents an actual economic system about as well as poison ivy represents a salad.

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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2009, 08:12:17 pm »
Look for vines on mansion.

If there are no vines, do a trippy hippy cheeseburger dance.
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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 09:02:11 pm »
After searching the sides of the mansion, one side is overgrown with vines, leading up to a closed window. trying out his newly decided lifestyle, Truman takes a bite out of one of the vines. Unfortunately, the vine is actually a python! It wraps around Truman's neck, constricting him.

How will Truman get out of this one?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on March 03, 2011, 10:16:12 pm
Not only is it not actually advertising anything, it's just copy/pasting word salads about gold, runescape, oil, yuan, and handbags.  It's like a transporter accident combined all the spambots into one shambling mass of online sales.

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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 09:09:38 pm »
Truman clamps his mouth down harder - if he hasn't let go

If he already has he looks around quickly to see what there is that may help
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Quote from: Tarran on May 25, 2010, 09:42:46 pm
Oh wait, "insane" doesn't work on this forum.
Crap, can't think of an alternative.

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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2009, 09:15:44 pm »
Quote from: woose1 on June 22, 2009, 08:12:17 pm
If there are no vines, do a trippy hippy cheeseburger dance.
Also bite down on it. Show that python who's boss!
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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2009, 10:02:58 pm »
Scowl hard at the python. Strike a menacing pose!
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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 01:51:12 am »
Constrict the constrictor!
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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2009, 02:50:09 am »
*chomp*

Alternatively:

Retrieve arms from safe.
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Quote from: Errol on September 24, 2009, 09:14:44 am
For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
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Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 07:21:24 am »
If the snake dies, concider cooking it, vegitarianism is for tree-hugging hippies anyway.
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Re: Truman's Trials
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 09:29:41 am »
Dieing is for hippys, Truman!

Don't go down that path!
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