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Torture! Pain and misery will make him see Liberal truth.

6 (42.9%)

Give him drugs and then twist his befuddled mind.

5 (35.7%)

Just be nice, it'll work.

3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Pandarsenic]

*Points to what Nuke said*

[Aqizzar]

Like they all aluded to, the Good Liberal Bad Liberal method is by far the most effective.  Make sure you always spend money on props, but only use drugs when beating them, not when you're talking.

I'm dissapointed that you're not using a mask.  It works better.

[Pandarsenic]

Seriously. Bush masks. Do it.

[Mad Larks]

So, erm, in case you didn't notice this, shoruke

Name: Korgan
Type: Thief/Charismatic Individual (Any Background)
Gender: Male

You might've missed it or you might be planning to include him at a later point, I don't really know. I just wanted to point it out...*shifty-eyes, skitters back to the shadows*

[Wild Goose]

DAMN!  LAME!  LAME!
I had a fortified super-compound, and everything was going smooth, and then I'm out getting donations/recruits, and my leader plays the guitar at a conservative author.  Who pulls out a .38, shoots her, and kills her instantly.

[Virroken]

Can we get a quick rundown of the kidnapee's skills?

Harsh drug regimen if I can't top the conservative's miscellaneous skills, harsh beating regimen (no drugs) if I can. 

[EuchreJack]

nah, cosplaying as in wearing useless customs (miko =P) So I really appreciate it if I could wear medieval gear, I think.
Female-like, if possible.

Also, I want to be a samurai AND a riflegirl (oh yeah, make me a teenager)

Seeing as you can only equip one weapon at a time, what do you mean by "Samurai"?  Would Mithril Mail count?  Or maybe a Toga?  Or a Noh mask?

Like they all aluded to, the Good Liberal Bad Liberal method is by far the most effective.  Make sure you always spend money on props, but only use drugs when beating them, not when you're talking.

I'm dissapointed that you're not using a mask.  It works better.

He's right about the mask, but the drugs don't quite work like that.  Essentially, the drugs can either trigger a good trip, that makes the hostage more liberal, or a bad trip, which make the hostage less liberal.  The hostage is more likely to have a good trip if they like the interrogator, and more likely to have a bad trip if they dislike the interrrogator. 

I've seen some miracilous, last-minute (or last day before I suspected the authorities would notice their disappearance) conversions.

....And I've also seen hostages OD on drugs, causing their interrogator to gain wisdom by their death.  I usually don't have my founder involved with interrogations, for the reason that I'd rather not risk them gaining Wisdom.  So, I'm not really contradicting Aqizzar's advice, but instead explaining the system.

DAMN!  LAME!  LAME!
I had a fortified super-compound, and everything was going smooth, and then I'm out getting donations/recruits, and my leader plays the guitar at a conservative author.  Who pulls out a .38, shoots her, and kills her instantly.

The key to a good revolution is staying alive.  The key to that is diversification.  Never risk your founder until you have someone who can take their place.  The One Hundred Juice is my friend!  Anyone with that much juice that's directly under the founder organizationally can take over.  I'd suggest stashing someone qualified at a different safehouse.

The best you can do is stash someone with a clean record who is qualified to take over at some location previously unused by the LCS, with six strong recruits without criminal records.  Good luck with that!

Oh, and here's who I'd like to be...

Name: The Doctor EuchreJack
Type: Doctor, with above-average agility and health (5+ for each), goes on site actions when not needed to heal liberals.
Gender: Male

[Shoruke]

So, erm, in case you didn't notice this, shoruke

Name: Korgan
Type: Thief/Charismatic Individual (Any Background)
Gender: Male

You might've missed it or you might be planning to include him at a later point, I don't really know. I just wanted to point it out...*shifty-eyes, skitters back to the shadows*

Holy hell. I actually completely missed that post. WTF happened there, I don't know, but since you posted your character legitimately on page 1 I'll try to recruit you ASAP.


Oh and EuchreJack... Sure I'll get you someone with above-average agility and health, but... I assure you my good sir, 5 is not above average. 5 in any stat is in the zone of "Geez I suck at this."


(There will probably be an update sometime today)

[Shoruke]

Just to make sure I'm doing this right before I actually do it, I'm not very good with the whole interrogation thing.

[Wild Goose]

A 56 year old bouncer?  You're drugging up a 56 year old, starving him, sleep depriving him, and giving him drugs?
Well...at least he won't be a burden on Social Security.

[rickvoid]

A 56 year old bouncer?  You're drugging up a 56 year old, starving him, sleep depriving him, and giving him drugs?
Well...at least he won't be a burden on Social Security.

I've tried so hard not to do this, and promise I will refrain in the future.

All of the above fall well within the liberal playbook.

So, so sorry.

[Wild Goose]

Does it make me a hypocrite or a horrible person if I say "Nah, no worries, I think it's funny."

Huh, I just noticed I referred to drugging up twice.  Guess he must be getting lotsa drugs.

[Shoruke]

We are sadistic mofos.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Virroken has been "practicing their psychology", which is apparently Liberal-Speak for torturing conservatives. Thankfully, we have not sunk down to the conservative level; while they torture people during interrogations regularly, we only do it to soften up people we need to recruit.



While Virroken screws around with the hostage, I'm going to go score me a hot date.



Well... a hot date or several.

Two of them are now my unconditional love-slaves, and without me having to actually ever even see them again, will play guitar for the LCS for the rest of their hippie-lives.







*after 12 days of not being very nice to the conservative captive, his disappearance is reported in the newspaper*
(on the bright side, Virroken now has no less than 6 psychology skill. DAMN but it goes up fast)

Today, congress acted on legislation.



This is bad. The president signed and passed each law. When are the elections again? We need to hurry up and get ourselves publicly recognized as the driving force of truth in this country, so that when the elections hit, everyone will vote in some liberal leaders.


March sixth. Oops.



Virroken's heart stat dropped one. Plus we don't have a conservative hostage anymore. The good news is, Virroken is now a pretty damn good psychologist (if disheartened). So to cheer/pep Virroken up, we'll bring him along on a raid.



So of course, Virroken epic fails at pretending to belong where he doesn't, so we're forced to withdraw quite shortly after arriving.

*Three days later*

Virroken's updated stats.



He says it would help his "psychology practice" if he had some kind of a mask to wear, so I asked our resident clothier for a mask.



I see no masks. (Clarification anyone?)

Also, what should we do now? Should we bust up some conservative machines/assets, sneak around and steal for profit and experience, try to get ourselves into the news station...? Maybe try to obtain a car and steal CIA records or something? Maybe we'll need a new safehouse at some point, too... who knows, the cops MIGHT just be onto us by now. (Incidentally, is there any way to move hostages?)

I bought guitars for the two new guitarists. On a side note, Okenido, you should really tell me what kind of gun you want if you're going to be a gunslingah.

[Pandarsenic]

You get masks at the Oubliette.

[Virroken]

Getting drunk and falling asleep is what I'm good at. True story.