Since I got caught in the chemical factory yesterday, I'm just gonna lay low for a day or two, and focus on talking to some some of the myriad people I met back at Obama apartments. A certain Liberal Judge kinda stood out from the crowd...
"Welcome to the team, SolarShado. What can you do besides law-stuff (because, by virtue of joining me at the homeless shelter, you aren't allowed to actually be a member of society anymore)?"
"Well umm... I'm really smart."
"Great. You're on computer duty. Find out how much of America is conservative whilst I lay back and talk to people I've convinced to meet me here at the homeless shelter and talk politics."
"'Kay."
Gonna need to work on that... try again.
Much better.
Yay! A sleeper lawyer! They'll never guess that I have a sleeper in the justice system if I ever get hauled to court and only have to pay $100 for someone to represent me.
And a sleeper judge, too. In future, I'm going to want at least four sleeper judges in the system... but for now, I don't intend to get sent to jail anytime soon, so I'm good with just 1.
And I'm REALLY sick of this -5 juice. So I'll just put on a security uniform that... uhh... that clothesmaker person made, and head on over to the garment factory.
Damn straight I'm gonna bust this thing up. *two minutes later*
Awesomesauce. Got my juice back.
Sweet, jackpot. I'll just bust these up and leave. I don't trust my 0.34 disguise skill very much.
Okay, what the hell, they didn't even notice I was there and I didn't announce myself to anyone. How did they know it was me? Or even that the LCS exists? Geez. Well, whatever. I think I'm gonna go recruit some hippies. And where does one recruit hippies? At college, obviously. And where in the college are hippies most likely to hang out?
Vegan co-op sounds promising.
*a couple hours of hippie-persuading later*
Hmm. Guess we're not that popular yet. These hippies that are just lining up to join me must represent only a small fraction of the populace. Also, I recruited another person...
Our own guy-turned-girl gunslinger-to-be, Okenido. (now the only question is, what kind of gun does
she he want?
Well, while I take a few days and earn the trust of some hippies, all four of us are going to do our own thing. Danielle Ramirez (the clothier) will keep making us some disguises (specifically, work clothes); SolarShado will keep spammin' teh inturtoobz, Okenido is going to practice her disguising at the garment factory, and I'm... well... going to practice 'stealth'.
Yup. I'm totally stealthy.
Oh... oh, that's not cool.
Gee, that guy is looking at me kinda funny. Three guesses why. Guess I should tell him. "Hey there, derr boss man, just practicing my stealth so that I can sneak into factories and destroy their equipment without being noticed.
So he raised the alarm by yelling, and it turned out to be an actual alarm. Every conservative in the park suddenly saw me as a violent threat to local security. So I left.
The good news is...
I learned something about stealth. I learned to never, ever announce myself to a Corporate CEO and tell them that I'm going to destroy their stuff while naked.
*Meanwhile*
Okenido: This is gonna be so cool! *crowbar's the door* I'm going to be a master of disguise, I'm going to be-
Okenido: Dammit. Time to leave.
*after a few days, the hippies like me*
Which means there's good news and bad news. The good news is, our ranks are swelling. The bad news is, I'm out of recruiting slots. The other good news is, we have a full complement of 6 people, and work clothes and security uniforms for everyone. So if we go out and wreak some havoc, then I'll get massive leadership skill and we can recruit more people. I already have someone lined up who is going to make a decent avatar for Pan Darsen...