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Torture! Pain and misery will make him see Liberal truth.

6 (42.9%)

Give him drugs and then twist his befuddled mind.

5 (35.7%)

Just be nice, it'll work.

3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Wild Goose]

Yeah, I've heard both, but I think the Samuel Colt is more common.
However, since the weapon in question is probably a 1911, John Browning makes more sense.

Anyone else think it's funny that Cheech is a martial artist?

[Aqizzar]

Do you have anybody with Psychology yet?  Because I wanna put on a Margaret Thatcher mask, tie people up, shoot them full of LSD, and beat them senseless with dildos to protest songs.

For freedom!

[Shoruke]

Spoiler: Game (click to show/hide)

Well, we went to the shop yesterday. SolarShado, the judge-turned-computerer, was willing to sell his gavel for $20, saying he'd prefer to use the crowbar. Every little bit of cash counts, I suppose.

Then I proceeded to buy a .44 magnum (and 10 speedloaders) for myself, a bottle of spraypaint for Little, and a guitar, a .45 semiautomatic, and 10 reloads for Cheech. Net payment of $1300. Well, whatever. The expenditure of cash is necessary to the Liberal Agenda.



Little says he's willing to take the slightly-more-pacifist route to Juiceland and just cause some liberal disobedience on his own, but I figure we should all go out and... you know... disobey. To the autoplant with work clothes!



Since nobody on our team has security (e.g. lockpicking) skill, it's a good thing we've got a crowbar-wielder handy.



Shoruke: "Hey look, stuff. Shork SMASH!"
SolarShado: "Li'l quieter please, Shoruke. We're trying to be discreet if I recall?"
Shoruke: "Oh right. Sorry. Okay guys, destroy the conservative pollution machines and take their loot to fund the liberal agenda. Then we're going to leave because we all suck at disguise."


Jan. 27, the Homeless Shelter

Shoruke: "Okay everyone, what should we do now? Personally, I want more juice so I can recruit more people."
Little: "I think we should cause some liberal disturbance. Small-scale liberal disturbance, not this 'breaking into conservative factories' stuff.
Cheech: "I should probably practice my music a bit."
SolarShado: "Same with my computering."
Shoruke: "Okay, we'll all do our own little thing until February first. That's four days."
Okenido: "What should I do?"
Shoruke: "Well, your character hasn't posted anything, so I guess you just stand around and ask for money."
Okenido: "...Dammit."



Nice.

*Feb. 1 rolls around*
I managed to hit 50 juice finally. The Auto Plant now has increased security, and I got us into the paper twice, but no big deal really. I didn't even have to hurt anyone! As an extra bonus, I was able to recruit another member to our team.



Also, I suppose I should do the bookkeeping for the month of January.

So what should we do now? Individual training, large-scale break-ins? Some other option?

And we need a slogan.

[Kashyyk]

I suggest getting someone art skill up by spray painting the whole city.
Then get them to sell a load of liberal art

[Wild Goose]

Peace, Bread, and Land! Peace, Love, and Liberalism!
Liberal Crime Squad, HO!!!

Maybe freeing garment workers?  Then having them (liberally) sell t-shirts for us?

[NUKE9.13]

we need a slogan.

Amen!

[Shoruke]

Peace, Bread, and Land! Peace, Love, and Liberalism!
Liberal Crime Squad, HO!!!

Maybe freeing garment workers?  Then having them (liberally) sell t-shirts for us?

If I recall correctly, freeing the Mexican slaves of the conservatives counts towards your recruitment cap... and I'm kinda behind on recruiting the people who've signed up 

[Strife26]

"We have no slogan!"

[Pandarsenic]

Peace, Bread, and Land! Peace, Love, and Liberalism!
Liberal Crime Squad, HO!!!

Maybe freeing garment workers?  Then having them (liberally) sell t-shirts for us?

If I recall correctly, freeing the Mexican slaves of the conservatives counts towards your recruitment cap... and I'm kinda behind on recruiting the people who've signed up 

It does.

Also, their names are randomized as everyone's are - you can get Eastern Europeans, Asians, and Western Europeans as often as Mexicans.

[Wild Goose]

If I recall correctly, freeing the Mexican slaves of the conservatives counts towards your recruitment cap... and I'm kinda behind on recruiting the people who've signed up 

Yeah, I just found that out.  Then got shot in the leg and arm and bled to death.

[Wild Goose]

Man, stay away from Garment factories, I've been shot to death several times; the Security all carry .44 magnums.
So...no more Mr. Nice Guy.  I'm going to be the Joker.  Yeah, I know, it's stupid, but I figure I'm going to spend one game as the violent nutjob instead of the relatively peaceful Liberal I normally play...
"My father, he was a drinker...and my parents, they divorced.  Violently."

[SolarShado]

You mean... we lost? We hafta start over? 

Anyway, here's a slogan idea: "For the LULZ!"

EDIT: Better slogan idea: "4 teh LULZ!!1!!1!

[Aqizzar]

And we need a slogan.

"We need no slogan!"

That or "BEES".  And go beat up random Conservative teenagers in the Crack Houses.

[Okenido]

For me the guards in the garment houses are no problem.

It's the police.

[Servant Corps]

For sweatshops, there are two disguises: Wear a security guard uniform, or wear no clothes whatsoever.