Fuck... I totally forgot to write this down...
I dreamed about vampires last night...
And, as always, It was not a nightmare...
I'm gonna make things short... but it was a long, AWESOME, dream.
I was in a touristic city called Mar del Plata (500 km from Buenos Aires) for job related reasons, it seems.
But somehow members of my family were also celebrating something so I had to go back to someplace (yep, it's fading) at 8pm, probably to say goodbye to my uncle and aunt who were going back to mexico.
Anyway... I went to a hotel 3 stories high and start doing whatever the heck I was supposed to be doing (my boss had driven me there, WEIRD). I was staying at a room on the top floor, I went down torun some errands and met some long lost people from college (huh? I didn't really know those guys) and headed back to the hotel, knowing I was running late.
Little light left... When I arrived to the street in front of the hotel there was this whole evil crowd, of Vampires...! That maybe would've left me alone if it wasn't for my chivalrious attitude (again, huh?). They had trapped some girls so I faced the leader and demanded their release. Bad idea. I had to sprint to the Hotel and climb the stairs with a crazy troop of vampires trying to crush my bones.
And this is when the fun started.
I had a feeling of half-desperation half-certainty that I would be able to beat them. All of them. Once I got to the door of my room I grabbed some sort of toothpicks (that were used for God know's what) and started using them as darts against my pursuers. I managed to throw like 30 at a time in a shotgun shell kinda way... But would that hurt vampires? Yes! They had been submerged in holy water... WTF? Yeah! I don't know when, why or how... But I knew they had holy water so I kept throwing them at those rampaging beasts that were pushing each other on the stairs, trying to get me.
When I ran out of "darts" I started using pieces of furniture as throwing weapons. That wasn't as effective but still slowed them down. There were so many that I had to retreat to other rooms and kept slaying vampires with whatever object I had nearby... I was finally trapped in one last room with a huge window and vampires rushing at me from every direction. I don't know if I attacked one or two before inspiration flashed the obvious and totally crazy answer...
I jumped through the glass.
I survived by falling... Right on the road...
Yeah... I just rolled out and walkedfrom a jump of about 10 meters...
At this point... I knew I was going to be late to my family meeting so I just resigned to my fate and started pulling one Matrix stunt after another (with snapshots of the best moments included). Forget about the fact that they were vampires and I had been running away from them and desperately using whatever weapon I could find...
I grabbed some sort of axe or metal pipe and destroyed them one by one, sometimes two, or three... I was supreme...
The scenery somehow changed and now looked like an airbase at dawn...
Perfect for the moment when a whole army of swats came in and found me standing alone, with the leader at my feet and about a hundred dead vampires diseminated around me...
I was about to end the leaders life with one mighty blow when they shot him... and he died.
and I was like.... WTF? You guys left me alone to kill 200 vampires but denied me the pleasure of killing the leader? You suck!
Of course... I didn't say that...
Then I went to a hospital to be treated for the numerous injuries I had sustained... But all I felt was peace.
There's more but this was the most relevant and crazy stuff.
Now... onto the analysis:
I watched "Being John Malkovich" yesterday. It was one bizarre (but great) movie. That probably helped.
I injured my leg. That means I feel weakened physically (But I want to compensate it mentally) Okay... gotta do other stuff... At least I won't totally forget this AMAZING dream.