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Author Topic: Traitor to Dwarvenkind  (Read 2713 times)

ShattererOfWorlds

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Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« on: June 19, 2009, 05:23:40 pm »
My mayor/guard Captain has some exceedingly undwarven animal preferences:
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The engravers have apparently discovered this, producing a political cartoon displaying her predilections:
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I'm now looking for one showing her embracing cats. At least she only has one pet.
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smjjames

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 05:28:12 pm »
Lol, if that happened to a tentacle demon, it would be like 'WTF!?!?!' since they are suppoused to be feared, not loved... and then rip the dwarf to shreds.
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Leafsnail

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 05:29:30 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on June 19, 2009, 05:28:12 pm
Lol, if that happened to a tentacle demon, it would be like 'WTF!?!?!' since they are suppoused to be feared, not loved... and then rip the dwarf to shreds.
Um, yeah, "Rip".
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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 05:30:18 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on June 19, 2009, 05:28:12 pm
Lol, if that happened to a tentacle demon, it would be like 'WTF!?!?!' since they are suppoused to be feared, not loved... and then rip the dwarf to shreds.
Not so much...it would probably "love" her back. In case you hadn't noticed...this dwarf is female ;).
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From Mr. Welch's 1350 things he is not allowed to do in a RPG:
148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 05:31:45 pm »
And then tear her to shreds.....

Unless she is actively worshipping said demon.
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Leafsnail

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 05:32:13 pm »
Quote from: Byakugan01 on June 19, 2009, 05:30:18 pm
Quote from: smjjames on June 19, 2009, 05:28:12 pm
Lol, if that happened to a tentacle demon, it would be like 'WTF!?!?!' since they are suppoused to be feared, not loved... and then rip the dwarf to shreds.
Not so much...it would probably "love" her back. In case you hadn't noticed...this dwarf is female ;).
I don't think they tend to have a preference, actually.
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Lidhuin

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 05:34:08 pm »
Have people not noticed the clearly undwarven tendency to like cats?

This mayor likes cats! I demand the engraver make a political cartoon about it immediately!
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ShattererOfWorlds

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 06:20:47 pm »
I checked, and out of the thousands of engravings in Fenceshocked, I can't find a single one of a cat. If the engraving was of the dwarf embracing the cats, it would be displayed as a 'c', not a dwarf face, correct?

Also, the Hammerer is part of the cat fancy conspiracy. It's a cabal!
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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2009, 08:29:39 pm »
Dude, change the prefstring "corrupt intentions" to "throbbing meat feelers", or "typhonous spooge", or "writhing rape manglers".
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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2009, 08:32:14 pm »
Quote from: Lymojo on June 19, 2009, 08:29:39 pm
Dude, change the prefstring "corrupt intentions" to "throbbing meat feelers", or "typhonous spooge", or "writhing rape manglers".

or "roll in Japanese porn" you know.... you could name stuff all day
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Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009, 08:36:18 pm »
Quote from: Efun on June 19, 2009, 08:32:14 pm
.... you could name stuff all day

Actually that's a pretty good idea.
Here are more!

"Thick, musky fluids"
"Veiny, undulous folds"
"Velvety fang-lined maw"
"Insatiable ass-thirst"

edit: quote for clarity
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Shoku

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 08:46:58 pm »
Ecstasy Appendages are the only way I would imagine a female describing that if they like the idea.

Or maybe something about bondage.
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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 09:12:03 pm »
Quote from: Shoku on June 19, 2009, 08:46:58 pm
Ecstasy Appendages are the only way I would imagine a female describing that if they like the idea.

Or maybe something about bondage.

"exotic and risqué tastes"?
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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2009, 12:44:10 am »
Cuz we are on the topic....

This was in my Fun zone
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What stuff we talking bout....
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Quote from: Gergination on June 19, 2009, 07:10:02 pm
Quote from: Efun on June 19, 2009, 07:02:52 pm
Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
I fixed that up for you.

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Re: Traitor to Dwarvenkind
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2009, 01:10:13 am »
Quote from: Efun on June 20, 2009, 12:44:10 am
Cuz we are on the topic....

This was in my Fun zone
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What stuff we talking bout....
Sizzling indeed.

This isn't going to turn into a rule 34 thread now, is it? Otherwise... I'll just play something else for awhile before I go back onto playing DF again.

Then again, if I were truly depraved enough... I'll be in my bunk.
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