May as well be IC!
Transcript of audio application for DENHOLM, JAMES.
*Rustling, sound of something heavy being placed on seat*
MACHINE: What is your - name?
UNKOWN PERSON: Denholm, James. That is, James is my firs-
MACHINE: What is your - age?
DENHOLM, JAMES: Oh, uh, um, twenty-nine. And a ha-
MACHINE: What is your - gender?
DENHOLM, JAMES: Male. *Cough*
MACHINE: What is your - height?
DENHOLM, JAMES: Oh, um, f***. Errrr.... Six feet, one inch, I think. I'm no-
MACHINE: What is your - weight?
DENHOLM, JAMES: 250 pounds. But it's mainly musc-
MACHINE: What is your - health/mental defects or conditions?
DENHOLM, JAMES: I'm illiterate. And infertile. Uh, I'm also prone to have suicidal thoughts, and I suppose you'd have to be a bit crazy to apply here, woul-
MACHINE: What is your - occupation ,or former occupation if currently unemployed?
DENHOLM, JAMES: I used to be a bouncer. That was before that little twer-
MACHINE: What is your - reason for joining The Running Man?
DENHOLM, JAMES: Well, I got fired, and I need the money. Desperately. Crack and steroids have gone up, and I've got a bunch of loan sharks kno-
MACHINE: What is your - other/bio?
DENHOLM, JAMES: Uh, okay... Uh, I've lifted weights most of my life, and was a boxer for a while... Always thought I'd do well, and that that was my future, so I didn't go through high-school. But I got thrown out of that, boxing, due to steroid use. Um, uh... I started smoking crack around then. Before, after, I don't remember. Anyway, a while later, I got a job as a bouncer, as you've already hea-
MACHINE: Please repeat after me: I, [voice changes to DENHOLM, JAMES]Denholm, James. That is, James is my firs-[voice changes back], officially want to join The Running Man and have signed liability forms 3-B, 4-C and 5-E. Note that at the conclusion of signing these forms, you are bound to them until you have been booted from the application progress or have completed your duration on the show.
DENHOLM, JAMES: I, James Denholm, officially want to join The Running Man... Uh, could you repeat that oth-
MACHINE: Thank you. Please step out of the booth.
EDIT: I should say, this is a runner application.