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Rhenaya

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Elfoholics Anonymus
« on: June 18, 2009, 12:39:29 am »
Hi, my name is Rhen ... (Hi Rhen)

i play a bloodelf in wow and cant stop it. i know there is the chance to play a dwarf too, i sometimes really want to, but i cant stop playing my bloodelf...
also i love the forgotten realms drow
i really love dwarfs in most fantasy games, even use them as my character very often... but i cant stop playing my bloodelf and sometimes play a (no drizz clone) drow in the forgotten realm games/pen&paper

next please :>
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 12:50:00 am »
Well, I once had the turn based strategy game where I loved the elves since they could stealth their cities, everything else about them sucked though(their units were horribly weak).
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 01:44:24 am »
:(
This thread makes me sad.
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 01:56:05 am »
I can't help it.

Elves are so delicious.
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 02:38:03 am »
Rhen makes me sick.
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 02:54:37 am »
Quote from: Sabre_Justice on June 18, 2009, 01:56:05 am
I can't help it.

Elves are so delicious.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

If only they do not eat others... CANNIBALS are hard to chew, ya know? Also : Kuru

Quote from: inaluct on June 18, 2009, 02:38:03 am
Rhen makes me sick.

You make me sick, inaluct.

What is wrong with using a demon-fused humanoid? Sure, they may still have their pointy ears, but the demonic COOLness already making up for it.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 02:56:08 am »
I like Elves. I like the way they scream. I like the way they beg.

I like the way they explode.
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 04:36:13 am »
Quote from: Sabre_Justice on June 18, 2009, 01:56:05 am
I can't help it.

Elves are so delicious.
Im with you. I just cant stop eating them!
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 06:28:52 am »
Not very anonymous is it?

Anyway, I never played an elf. I stand by my two accepted uses of elves.

Killing and porn.
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 06:51:23 am »
porn? there? its not like i am interested, i am a little curious.... erm i mean i have friend who wants to know about it


well at least i am not into the treehugging types hunting in the forests with a bow.  i somehow only like the more "modern" high elves with plate (blood elf paladin >:) and chain mail (drow clerics :>) and focus on magic (other bloodelves and male drow ^^)
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 06:57:08 am »
Well my first elf experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed an elf standing off the side of the path apparently having a fit in the woods. I figured maybe he had an incurable spine injury and i walked slower so i wouldnt disturb him. As I got closer I realized that he didnt look human, and there were others of his kind there as well, dancing. Now, I'm not a tree-hugger but it did look fun dancing in the woods and I took notice.

I slowed and approached the prancing elf from behind. His friends didn't take any notice as they didnt seem to be aware of anything. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on the ground friend and I quickly finished the rest of them off. I rolled them into the bushes, set them on fire and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such elf encounters.
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Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 08:52:26 am »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on June 18, 2009, 02:54:37 am
Quote from: Sabre_Justice on June 18, 2009, 01:56:05 am
I can't help it.

Elves are so delicious.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

If only they do not eat others... CANNIBALS are hard to chew, ya know? Also : Kuru
You've heard of Veal, right?

You keep the young elf in a cage so that he can't turn around, and you feed him a specially prepared diet to keep his muscles loose.

But if we're talking about "elfohol," then you're just grinding them into a paste and mixing them with your booze.  You shouldn't have to chew that.



Personally, I take elves on a case-by-case.  If they're haughty jerks like in DF(I don't object so much to the cannibalism, but they're Leftist tree-humping control freak Nazis, and I can't stand that), then I object to them as racists.  If they're just represented as short, slim humanoids with pointy ears, then I'm a big fan, and have in fact played elvish characters on numerous occasions.
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 11:24:16 am »
Quote from: Volfram on June 18, 2009, 08:52:26 am
If they're just represented as short, slim humanoids with pointy ears, then I'm a big fan, and have in fact played elvish characters on numerous occasions.
Next your gonna say that dwarves are tall?
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2009, 01:09:33 pm »
many sources state that elves are short, slightly smaller than humans to downright gnome-like.
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Re: Elfoholics Anonymus
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2009, 01:15:39 pm »
Ever seen any representations of santa's elves?
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