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Author Topic: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life  (Read 10806 times)

Samus1111111

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2009, 05:18:47 pm »
e) stretch your muscles
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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2009, 05:19:50 pm »
Wait quietly. Of course.
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Since I can't fight goblins, elves or humans, I'll just collapse mountains.

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2009, 06:24:13 pm »
a) be sad

No num-nums tonight  :-[
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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #48 on: June 20, 2009, 08:15:31 am »
3 hours till I skip metal completely this time.
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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2009, 04:38:58 pm »
disregard
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 05:08:03 pm by filiusenox »
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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2009, 04:52:54 pm »
Hmmm... Why is it that the first thing that came to mind when I thought of this game was the interesting way in which dwarven mothers in the military treat their babies?  :P You'd better hope that your mothers aren't in the army.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2009, 05:03:10 pm »
Also disregard. :)
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 05:13:29 pm by Azkanan »
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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2009, 05:08:53 pm »
Player Vote:
Should we skip Childhood, and go forth onto Adulthood, after babyhood?
 Skip / Don't Skip (Add this to your post)

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Last chance, i'm afraid, Metal. If ye don't post within the 24 hours again, I'm going to have to remove you =[

Azkanan's Turn Events:
You lean forward from your sitting position, falling forward onto all fours and crawling forth. Your father reaches out to you with a grin on his face. As you are plucked up into the air, he laughs and rubs his nose on yours.
He places you back down, sitting back in his position.

What action do you choose to do this turn?
a) Crawl to him again.
b) Talk to him.
c) Look around.
d) Stare at him curiously.


Redster's Turn Events:
You then realize that the dark shape is actually your father! the big dwarf picks you up into his arms and carries you away. After a breif moment of travelling, he plops you down on the floor, then sits opposite you. What on earth is he doing??

What action do you choose to do this turn?
a) Crawl to him.
b) Talk to him.
c) Look around.
d) Stare at him curiously.

CJ's Turn Events:
Your mother breaks down her wall of annoyance at your sad little face and gives you a hug! Aw! After pulling you away, she sits you on the ground, then sits opposite you.

What action do you choose to do this turn?
a) Crawl to him again.
b) Talk to him.
c) Look around.
d) Stare at him curiously.


Metal's Turn Events:
Your hands reach out to meet his hands, your fathers. He laughs and picks you up, sweeping you away in a myriad of colors and shapes.

What action do you choose to do this turn?
a) Puke!
b) Scream
c) Giggle
d) Be quiet and get over it.


Samus' Turn Events:
You quieten down and decide to wriggle in her grasp. You tense a muscle - causing something to fly out in front of you, slapping your mother - woops! She simply laughs - good job she's a tough dwarf, and not some pansy elf!

What action do you choose to do this turn?
a) Keep stretching your muscles
b) Look Around
c) Babble



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Name: Azkanan Ropemartyred
Age: Baby
Current Location: Mafol Ropemartyred's Home, Wardlance

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Wage:

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Name: Redsuff Giftedirons
Age: Baby
Current Location: Kol Giftediron's Home, Básenlibash

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Name: Dogan Fliermerchant
Age: Baby
Current Location: Vucar Fliermerchant's Home, Giginlogem

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Name: Ingiz Relicmiles
Age: Baby
Current Location: Ingiz Relicmiles's Home, Tenshedcog

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Name: Samus Firewoods
Age: Baby
Current Location: Millin Firewoods' Home, Giginlogem

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Azkanan

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2009, 05:09:49 pm »
Crawl!

Skip.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 05:54:52 pm by Azkanan »
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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2009, 05:14:07 pm »
Can I be added to the waiting list?
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2009, 05:17:02 pm »
C) Look around!

Don't skip.
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Azkanan

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2009, 05:17:16 pm »
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Samus1111111

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2009, 06:17:54 pm »
B) Look around

If we can get people to post quickly so that we can go through a few turns at a time, then I vote don't skip, if not then I vote skip
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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2009, 07:52:32 pm »
b) talk to her

Also, just looked closely at my character, I was born 11 years after my father died?! That's a true dwarven gestation period right there!
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Samus1111111

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Re: It's A (Wonderful?) Dwarven Life
« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2009, 08:01:00 pm »
11 years after both your father AND mother died :P
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