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[cerapa]

Elves are N'wah! I usually simply trap them into my 5x5 Depot (apparently, locked door are indestructible) and let them 1. get crazy, 2. start killing each other and 3. rot. The depot now equals one fucked up and messy minigraveyard, but it sure adds a nice touch to my fort.

That will be next on my list.

Oddly enough, I live on a Glacier Island - but everybody still gets here. o-o...

I lol'd because getting to such an isolated place with men and beast (caravan) must be a bitch, what makes it funny is that you will most probably don't even want to trade with them, so their long, bloody hard journey is usually for nought. It'd be even funnier if the game could create random events happening to the caravans, based on their locations and situations (like in your case, making them freeze to death while trying to reach your fort).

English, eh? Me too!

But, yeah. I'v put the Trade Depot OUTSIDE of my compound.

Keeps the crazy migrants fed.

Speaking of rough places... it's not possible to murder one's own Dwarves when in serious need of food, ennit?

I'v never tried it, but i don't think Dwarves have the Butcherable Tag.

Can't you simply edit that in one of the .txt files?

I simply meant in the Vanilla version.

What if a butcher attempts to butcher himself?

[Leafsnail]

End of quotamid (hopefully).  I swear the elves in WoW are for little more than porn.

[Gunner-Chan]

Agreed on the only good elves are Dunmer bit.

To be honest after I finish the main quest I intend to kill every wood elf and High elf in Morrowind (Already murdered fargoth).

[Azkanan]

Elves are N'wah! I usually simply trap them into my 5x5 Depot (apparently, locked door are indestructible) and let them 1. get crazy, 2. start killing each other and 3. rot. The depot now equals one fucked up and messy minigraveyard, but it sure adds a nice touch to my fort.

That will be next on my list.

Oddly enough, I live on a Glacier Island - but everybody still gets here. o-o...

I lol'd because getting to such an isolated place with men and beast (caravan) must be a bitch, what makes it funny is that you will most probably don't even want to trade with them, so their long, bloody hard journey is usually for nought. It'd be even funnier if the game could create random events happening to the caravans, based on their locations and situations (like in your case, making them freeze to death while trying to reach your fort).

English, eh? Me too!

But, yeah. I'v put the Trade Depot OUTSIDE of my compound.

Keeps the crazy migrants fed.

Speaking of rough places... it's not possible to murder one's own Dwarves when in serious need of food, ennit?

I'v never tried it, but i don't think Dwarves have the Butcherable Tag.

Can't you simply edit that in one of the .txt files?

I simply meant in the Vanilla version.

What if a butcher attempts to butcher himself?

Prey --> Hunter --> Butcher.

So,
Butcher --> Hunter --> AHHWTF

Fix:
Butcher --> Hunter --> Butcher #2

Agreed on the only good elves are Dunmer bit.

To be honest after I finish the main quest I intend to kill every wood elf and High elf in Morrowind (Already murdered fargoth).

Not Fargoth!!! He is my first friend, every time.

Also, I'm currently playing Oblivion through (again, but on the xbox this time). I intend to murder every Elf in the game, and if possible, capture all of their souls.

I nearly put Soils then :/ ...

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Elves aren't so bad.... as bone decorations. at most other things they're pretty easily outdone. Save for the animal selection they offer early on.

[Byakugan01]

Meh, don't mind em, unless they bring cloth i can generally use whatever they bring. And I've had a scorpion, two giant eagles, and giant great cats delivered in consecutive caravans. Along with alligators and hippos on tropical maps.

[Sensei]

You people are all terrible dwarves! Any REAL dwarf would design an elaborate death trap involving caveins, long drops, spikes, traps or dangerous animals.

PS: Furthermore, pic is a dark elf. Get it right.
PPS: And any modder with a soul would make them at war with the normal elves.
PPPS: And Morrowind is awesome.
PPPPS: And someone should a mod for Morrowind where the player can visit Boatmurdered and Nist Akath. NOW.

[jaked122]

I preffer female elves. 

well... I'm sure they're more fun to rape then the male ones *shudders*

[winner]

I preffer female elves. 

well... I'm sure they're more fun to rape then the male ones *shudders*

You do know what is going to happen when the dwarf fortress forums get any mainstream media attention don't you?

[Azkanan]

You people are all terrible dwarves! Any REAL dwarf would design an elaborate death trap involving caveins, long drops, spikes, traps or dangerous animals.

PS: Furthermore, pic is a dark elf. Get it right.
PPS: And any modder with a soul would make them at war with the normal elves.
PPPS: And Morrowind is awesome.
PPPPS: And someone should a mod for Morrowind where the player can visit Boatmurdered and Nist Akath. NOW.

Morrowind Toolkit is the best Toolkit I ever came across. It was so awesome that you can actually make Boatmurdered/Nist Akath...

[Hawkfrost]

PS: Furthermore, pic is a dark elf. Get it right.

The WoW one?
That's a Night Elf.


Elves are only good for one thing, porn.
Thank you, that is all.

[Jack_Bread]

This thread is making me sad even though people have mention some good things about elves.

[Hawkfrost]

This thread is making me sad even though people have mention some good things about elves.

Aww, I'm sorry.
Want to see my Elf porn folder?
 

[Sensei]

Morrowind Toolkit is the best Toolkit I ever came across. It was so awesome that you can actually make Boatmurdered/Nist Akath...

My point precisely. I've been too busy with other modding (mostly BF2, which sucks for indoor environments BTW) to learn how to make that sort of thing with morrowind, especially since the property is getting pretty cold anyway.

If you really like elves, you'll mod them to grow... "hemp"... so they have something to do and to excuse their weirdness. It might even make them import useful cloth, if that sort of thing exists.

[Creamcorn]

This thread is making me sad even though people have mention some good things about elves.

Aww, I'm sorry.
Want to see my Elf porn folder?
 

Now now, calm down men, we don't need this to become another VN.