Emperor JonathanYou pick up a newspaper and you look for openings. You find the Classifieds section, and find a whole bunch of jobs. (Name a career you would like. Any, really.)
LittleYou attempt to mug a random guy on the street.
STRENGTH ROLL:
Roll 1-20, but subtract amount of strength from the roll. If under 10, success.
You rolled a 20!
12
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Results:You walk up to a random guy on the street. You tell him that you will kill him if he doesn't give you money. But he rejects. As you throw a punch, you didn't know that he was a blackbelt in karate. Instantly, he deflects your punch, grabs your arm, and then break it, while he flips you over onto the hard cement floor. At the same time, he steals 20$ from your wallet, and kicks you in the ribs to make sure.
Will you live?
ROLL: 1-6
You rolled a 3
You are hospitalized, at the cost of 20$.
You must stay in the hospital until night.
Nirur TorirYou stick your thumb out, waiting for a car. Rolling a 2, a car comes up, but the driver was drunk. So he drives uncontrollably towards you.
AGILITY ROLL:
Roll 1-20, but subtract amount of agility from the roll. If under 10, success.
You rolled a 6!
3
...
Results:As the car drives, at a extremely high speeds, you were able to dodge it by doing a combat roll out of the way, as it crashes into a wall.
CHANCE ROLL:
Roll 1-6 for a special event!
You rolled a 6!
Results:As the guy walks out of the car, with cuts and bruises, you attempt to heal him. With band-aids, you patch him up a little. He thanks you, and gives you 10$, but little did you know, that he performed some crimes while drunk. So, a few seconds later, you hear police sirens. You are convicted of being a criminal acquaintance.
CHARISMA ROLL:
Roll 1-20, but subtract amount of charisma from the roll. If under 10, success.
You rolled a 7!
0
...
Results:As the police were about to handcuff you, you attempt to tell them what happened, with a little bit of lying. Eventually, after a few minutes of talking, you talked your way out of getting arrested, AND you actually convinced him that you stopped him from escaping, giving you a reward of 20$.
CJ1145As you walk out of your cardboard box, you find a stray cat. As you pick the cat up, it...
You rolled a 2!
Scratches your face, giving you scars, and taking 5 damage away. Luckily, it didn't have rabies or any diseases, but you left the cat alone, and let it go on it's merry way.
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Agahahahaha, bad start for most of you guys.
This is fun.
By the way, the site that I'm using is
www.random.org
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