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Author Topic: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII  (Read 15890 times)

Dragooble

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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2009, 07:35:03 pm »

ok. i WILL try and update this. im just putting off making a drawing of what i plan to have happen next.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2009, 05:51:26 pm »

you try to offer the goastly goats a free sample of your werewolf but that only seems to make them angrier. so you decide to RUN LIKE HELL! unfortunately you're not fast enough to escape from the goats and they pummel you into the ground and you fall unconscious. you wake up in a huge Colosseum being watched expectantly by more goastly goats. off to your side are a dwarf and a human discussing something with each other and looking at you with concern.
to your left and right are huge barred gates. you here loud roaring and snarling coming from behind them. the walls of the Colosseum are too high to see over.


ignore the blue dot. thats me accidentally highlighting something.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2009, 05:52:16 pm »

Walk to dwarf and human. Talk.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2009, 05:53:23 pm »

what do you wish to say to the dwarf and human?
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2009, 05:56:41 pm »

"Hi. What the f*** am I doing here?"

Without the expletive if it tickles the GM's fancy.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2009, 06:06:33 pm »

I pick up one of the many rocks on the floor and throw it into the audience, hopefully killing dozens.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2009, 12:53:24 am »

RRRRRRRRRAGE

(SMASH EVERYTHING)
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2009, 02:34:16 pm »

you look around for something to smash. but there isn't anything in reach to rage at besides the people over there, and you want to talk to them.
"excuese me, dwarf and human", ask them, "would you mind telling me what the f**k this place is?"
"'tis a sadthing on as young as you should be brought to this place" the dwarf says, "this is the Colosseum of the undead goats where innocent creatures are thrown at horrible beasts for sick entertainment. the only reason my friend and i are alive is because this is our first fight."
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #53 on: June 17, 2009, 03:13:09 pm »

Convince the two to help you throw rocks at the goats. By dwarf logic, this will be the equivalent of three machine gunners.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #54 on: June 17, 2009, 07:39:16 pm »

Tell them to pratice throwing small rocks at the far wall. Become a legendary thrower.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2009, 06:21:01 pm »

no more suggestions?
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2009, 06:31:39 pm »

We've already told you: throw rocks
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2009, 01:20:27 am »

FALCAN PUNCH the gate
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2009, 01:54:30 am »

Strike a menacing pose.

Alternatively, walk through the gates while saying "excuese me".
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2009, 01:55:52 am »

Search for lady naked men
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