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[Dragooble]

(making this up as i go)

as you stroll home from school listening to your U-Pod to avoid copy right infringement, you brood about what a crummy day you had. that teacher just had to go and give you an f on that test! now your parents are going to grill you on what a failure you are even though you are, indeed, a failure and have no one to blame but yourself. all of a sudden, the man you were following behind suddenly stops in his tracts. he turns to you grim faced and yells, "the end is not very close at all!", and runs off. once that little bit of nothing was over you hear the soun of gunshots not far behind. suddenly off in the distance you see an object that looks a lot like the moon (only it's made of cheese) fall from the sky and slam into a passing purple dinosaur. then a chasm opens up in the ground and thousands upon thousands of hellspawn swarm out to combat a nearby army of dwarves. a dwarf runs up to you and hacks you in the face with his battleaxe. you black out.

Upon regaining consciousness you feel your face. a long scar where the dwarf hit you is now present. as you try to stand you notice a werewolf crouching over you holding out a box to you. "ghutentag! free sample?"

[zchris13]

Cast fireball.

[Org]

Sure. Take sample. THen, stuff his mouth with it, and choke him to death.

[inaluct]

> Hug werewolf.

[Virroken]

Strike a menacing pose.

[Pandarsenic]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

[WorkerDrone]

> Hug werewolf.

This.

[Virroken]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

NO

[ein]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

NO

YES

[WorkerDrone]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

NO

YES

MAYBE

[Virroken]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

NO

YES

MAYBE

I DON'T KNOW.

[ein]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

NO

YES

MAYBE

I DON'T KNOW.

QUOTE PYRAMID

[Pandarsenic]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

NO

YES

MAYBE

I DON'T KNOW.

QUOTE PYRAMID

GLIDER

[inaluct]

Strike a menacing pose.

This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"

You are my new favorite person.

Also, look for lady naked men.

NO

YES

MAYBE

I DON'T KNOW.

QUOTE PYRAMID

GLIDER

SKY