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Author Topic: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII  (Read 15617 times)

Dragooble

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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2009, 12:53:39 pm »
you try to cast fireball, but have no means of doing so. you feel ashamed you even thought of doing that in the first place. the werewolf looks at you questioningly, "free sample?" it asks again. you hug the werewolf with all your might. now very confused the werewolf asks again "free sample?". angrily you take the box from the werewolf and block his oxygen flow with it. you then proceed to strangle the werewolf to death.


on the ground is a dead werewolf and a free sample.
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Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2009, 01:06:21 pm »
WTF is going on?


>Look around
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2009, 01:08:28 pm »
Eat werewolf.Kill free sample.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2009, 02:42:40 pm »
you look around. apparently the OP failed to mention that besides you the werewolf and the free sample, there is absolutely nothing here. it's just a black empty void. since you're feeling hungry, you try to eat the werewolf but your teeth can't penetrate its tough hide. in a rage you decide to kill the free sample. you proceed to stomp the free sample into the dust. you hear a long drawn out mournful bleet. you look up at an army of goastly goats looking sadly at the free sample. they then look p quickly to stare angrily at you.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2009, 02:43:55 pm »
Give them free sample.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2009, 02:45:30 pm »
The free sample is now dust. There is no free sample.

I instead vote we RUN LIKE HELL.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2009, 02:46:10 pm »
:I

I wanted the free sample.
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« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2009, 02:52:53 pm »
Offer them free samples of dead werewolf.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2009, 03:14:08 pm »
Why are people being so ridiculous.

RUN LIKE HELL.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2009, 04:19:41 pm »
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Offer them free samples of dead werewolf.

FALCON YES
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2009, 06:49:23 am »
Eat the werewolf to gain his speed and run away, Tree Brother.

EDIT: Oh wait, we can't eat the wolf. :(
« Last Edit: June 13, 2009, 10:51:21 pm by Jack_Bread »
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2009, 06:44:46 pm »
I say we throw the werewolf (+20 throwing exp dontchaknow) in the general direction of the goats, and then run. Away. From the goats. As in, to the right.
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2009, 08:59:51 pm »
GET OUT OF THE BLACK! RUN EAST ONTO THE GREY!
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2009, 10:31:18 pm »
Those are the goats that will eat us alive. Don't run into them!

Hurl the dead werewolf at the goat army in a epic throw to decimate their ranks then run like hell to the right!
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Re: lol wut? - an interactive story told in ASCII
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2009, 11:47:10 am »
Throw free sample corpse into ranks of the goat army.Then throw the werewolf corpse.Then run.
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