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[Draco18s]

i know, i know. my line of thought was this: *reading thread* "...dude, WTF?" *looks to the left* "oh, its sniper joe"

...How is that the only post by her I've ever run across?  That's the reaction I should have had, but didn't due to a lack of prior experience with her.

[TheDJ17]

i know, i know. my line of thought was this: *reading thread* "...dude, WTF?" *looks to the left* "oh, its sniper joe"

...How is that the only post by her I've ever run across?  That's the reaction I should have had, but didn't due to a lack of prior experience with her.

Sniper Joe is a girl?!

[Rhenaya]

Sniper Joe is a girl?!

oh my gawd grrls on teh interwebz!

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Sniper Joe is a girl?!

oh my gawd grrls on teh interwebz!

Aren't you one of them us too?

[Rockphed]

Sniper Joe is a girl?!

oh my gawd grrls on teh interwebz!

Aren't you one of them us too?

Since Girls on the Internet are a myth, she must be a man pretending to be a girl.  Bonus points if he has a neck beard.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Sniper Joe is a girl?!

oh my gawd grrls on teh interwebz!

Aren't you one of them us too?

Since Girls on the Internet are a myth, she must be a man pretending to be a girl.  Bonus points if he has a neck beard.

See hisher youtube account.
The rap-e-alot videos.

[Soadreqm]

Actually, girls on the Internet are a quite real phenomenon. The Internet has evolved from a military communication network to an academic communication network to a huge, world-spanning communication network that pretty much anyone with enough money can get access to. According to the Wikipedia,

The Internet carries a vast array of information resources and services, most notably, the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support electronic mail, in addition to popular services such as online chat, file transfer and file sharing, online gaming, and Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) person-to-person communication via voice and video.

Indeed, today you can use the internet for many things other than sending text messages to your fellow military officials and university computer science students. And as a result of this, there are many things found in the internet that are of interest to people who are neither military officials nor university computer science students, causing many "ordinary people" to also seek to utilize it. And since women are, in many countries, legally considered people and allowed to do whatever they want with their free time, there are statistically bound to be at least a few using this modern miracle.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

And since women are, in many countries, legally considered people and allowed to do whatever they want with their free time

[TheDJ17]

Sorry, It's just that "Sinper Joe" is a really manly name.

[SanDiego]

No, you forget how internet works. Man are man. Women are man. Children are FBI agents.

[Deimos56]

And creepy clowns who stalk you are...
...
Still creepy clowns who stalk you.

[Soadreqm]

No, you forget how internet works. Man are man. Women are man. Children are FBI agents.

Look, it's OVER. That's how things were last century, when the internet was only used by computer science students, and female computer science students were genuinely rare. Minus the FBI agents, obviously, they were too busy solving crimes and fighting communism to bother about something like the internet. But things have changed. The internet is not just for nerds anymore.

And what is worse, should you be longing for the Good Old Days, is that in this futuristic gender-equal World of Tomorrow girls can be nerds too. So even if you grasp some new technology that has not yet been seized by the casual users, you're going to run into some females there too.