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[Deimos56]

Right then. This whole thing is one big HFS discussion, so if you dislike spoilers, leave now.







All the unspoiled folks gone? Good, because I screwed up big time.

At some point, I decided I wanted to put a hole in the ground. Straight down to the HFS. And I used goblins.

I succeeded. But I didn't see this coming.


"That demon doesn't look very healthy..."

"..How does a tentacle demon even assume a fetal position?

"Oh. That's how."

"Oh Armok, Urist, what are you doing?!"

"Appropriately named, this engraving."

"I never thought I'd feel sorry for a spirit of fire."

"What horrible thing was bad enough to terrify this one?"

 
I made a few races adventurer-able. I didn't expect it to do this.
I'm pretty sure even Armok is backing away from this world, slowly, at this point.

...Admittedly, I laughed when I saw the elf violating the demon engraving. I'm losing my mind, I'm sure.

There's more horror waiting in there for me to look at. I'm not sure if I want to open DF anymore though.

[ein]

Congratulations.
You've hit DFite.
You can smelt it into bars of pure insanity.

[LegoLord]

Did you make elves [DEEP]?

[Enzo]

I want you to figure out exactly what caused this and tell us, because that is awesome. Was the pit filled with hostile elves/dwarves or just melancholy demons?

[Jackrabbit]

Did you make elves [DEEP]?

OH GOD IT BURNS

[eerr]

Obligatory now- you must make elves the new demons, give them the power of spirits of fire and tentacle demons, and ensure [always_war]

[Deimos56]

Did you make elves [DEEP]?

No, but I made tentacle demons adventure-able. Hold up... Oh.
Yes, that's probably what happened. Considering what the dwarf and bronze colossus were doing (colossus is adventure-able too. And similarly traumatized.).

...Come to think of it, it was going at about 1 FPS, so I still don't know what demons are actually living in there.

There was a dead spirit of fire by one of the elves. I... I'm not sure what happened there.

I need to go back in there. Wish me luck, Dwarf Fortress players; this may well be my end. 

I want you to figure out exactly what caused this and tell us, because that is awesome. Was the pit filled with hostile elves/dwarves or just melancholy demons?

Insane everything. There's even a megabeast in the corner (the previously mentioned bronze colossus.). There's several cages containing various creatures, and about 20 of the insane bastards outside the cages. They got a spirit of fire into one of the cages. A copper cage.

Yeah, there's a lot of weird shit going on down there, and I didn't want to put it all down at once. Also, I need to go back in there now, take care.

[ein]

Good luck.

[Volfram]

I thought elves were supposed to be scrawny twig boys.

[Creamcorn]

There is much sig worth ness in this topic.

[Deimos56]

Oh my ARMOK.


Apparently Tentacle Demons are flammable. Oddly, the insane SOFs only set things on fire after about a day or two of standing next to them.

This is encouraging. Once in the cage, the SOF can't melt its way out.

Four pages of this madness.

These lazy bastards went into an eternal meeting loop after the first death. They continued to chat amicably as the demons swarmed them over.

It was tentacle demons.

Considering their obvious flammability...

I'm pretty sure this one was a member of the crazies... not sure how it died.

It's a white goo that was lying around in a tentacle demon pit. And it's boiling.

I have no comment.

In any event, the fortress has crumbled to its end. Anyone want the RAW folder? Among a number of added plants, the utter nonexistance of aquifers, and a few assorted added items, it allows you to play as goblins or humans in addition to dwarves (note which kind of fortress appears on the map), and has... a few other things thrown in because I got bored. Also, it'll cause this sort of thing to happen every time you crack open the HFS. Forever.

Alright, it's uploaded! have fun gouging your eyes out.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1101

[Armok]

Thread made of awesome!

[Gunner-Chan]

It's like... Sniper Joe fortress... I mean, boiling cum puddles?

[Deimos56]

I'm still trying to figure out why insanity apparently lowers the body temperature of the spirit of fire...

Or how that spirit of fire corpse existed. I'm pretty sure they don't leave bodies.

[Grimlocke]

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[ENTITY:ADVENTURER]
[CREATURE:SPIRIT_OF_FIRE]
[CREATURE:TENTACLE_DEMON]
[CREATURE:COLOSSUS_BRONZE]
[INDIV_CONTROLLABLE]
[ABUSE_BODIES]Oh the choas these 6 simple lines of code caused...
To prevent, add whatever tag it is that keeps goblins out of the pits. Maybe just the EVIL tag.