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ein

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An Adventure to Die For
« on: June 11, 2009, 12:37:40 am »

Okay, first off, a quick note.
This is pretty much a peasant adventure game (we really need to make an official rulebook) so special thanks to chaoticjosh for creating the rules.

For the full description of the rules, go read the OP of the original PA game.

Anyways, remember the most important rule: anything can happen.

When you're in town, say what you would like to do, and it will happen if it's possible.

When traveling, there is a chance for random events to happen.
You will get no more than 3 events per trip.

I will often flip a coin. Heads is a good outcome, tails is bad.
Remember, when praying to the gods, the outcome will suit them.
I may flip heads when praying to Extremus, but that doesn't mean he won't set you on fire.

Combat Rules (slightly modified but still copied from the original PA):
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Character creation:
Creating your character is fairly easy.

First is a name and gender.
Then, pick your perk. You only get to pick once, so choose wisely.
-Dead Uncle: you start off with 10 extra gold coins.
-Bag of Holding: you get to hold 15 items from the start.
-Fishing Accidents: you can swim. Mostly. Drowning takes longer.
-Strike a menacing pose: you can strike a menacing pose. Claimed by Pan Darsen
-Crazy Inventor: you start off with a mechanical bodyguard. Claimed by Emperor
-Town Drunk: liver has 2x hitpoints and you start off with a big thing of booze.
-Pious: gods are more likely to aid you in your journey.
-Atheist: as long as you choose to ignore the gods, improvised tactics are more effective. Humaan
-Actor: start off with fancy clothes. Your negotiating skills are also more effective.
-Gambling Man: I flip a coin. Heads and you have 20 gold, tails and you have nothing (except clothes).
-Bloody Mess: combat effects look cooler and you deal a little bit more damage. Higher chance of hitting organs and dealing cripple damage.
-Traveling Performer: you can juggle. While doing a handstand. On fire.
-Badass: you have a 'stache. That instantly makes you cool.
-Nuke: you have a permanently stoned look.
-Anachronistic: you start off with interesting trinkets that are totally out of period. Archangel
-Different coloured pants: yes, they are a different colour than the mud brown you start off with.

Also, once one person has a perk, nobody else can have it until the first person dies.

Fill in any other details as you wish, but remember, you are a commoner.

Current Players:
-Emperor, male
Spoiler: portrait (click to show/hide)
Status: Perfectly Healthy Hitzones:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Clothes: dirty, old peasant shirt; cracked eyepiece; metal greaves (+2 legs); breastplate (+2 torso); spaulders (+1 torso & arms); metal armguards (+1 arms)
Weapons: gardening sickle (+2, axe combo), nice sword (+5, sword combo)
Inventory:
   Map
   Money: 23 silver
   Pouch (5 slots):
   -
   -
   -
   -
   -
Perk: Crazy Inventor:
     Robot Bodyguard:
     HP: 20/20 Hitzones:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-Pan Darsen, male
Spoiler: portrait (click to show/hide)
Status: Perfectly Healthy
Clothes: dirty, old peasant clothes, metal hat (+2)
Inventory:
   Map
   Money (3 silver)
   Pouch (5 slots):
   -Box of Confetti
   -Bomb
   -
   -
   -
Perk: Strike a menacing pose:
     You are capable of striking a menacing pose whenever you feel like it.
     It may or may not help in many situations.

-Derick Sven, male
Spoiler: portrait (click to show/hide)
Status: 9hp Hitzones:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Clothes: Panes brand white peasant shirt; cargo shorts (2 slots); sunglasses; dirty, old peasant pants
Weapons: rusty knife (+0, no combo)
Inventory:
   -IcyHot Medication Patches (4)
   -Magazine of questionable content (3)
   Butterfly Space Pen (you can flip it like a balisong and it writes upside-down)
   Movie Ticket to see The Matrix at Port Eks Chreme Theatre
   Map
   Money (17 silver coins)
   Pouch (5 slots):
   -Panes Brand XL peasant shirt
   -
   -
   -
   -
Perk: anachronistic:
     -You have some crazy objects that are from the future or something.

Waiting List:
Humaan, Male, Atheist
Virroken, Male, Menacing Pose
taf esra

The current quest (and map):
The duke wants a new pair of pants. However, they cannot be any ordinary pants. He wants lime green pants from the Mountain of Pure Awesome somewhere in the west.
Spoiler: Keeptown (click to show/hide)

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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 12:40:46 am »

Emperor
Male
Crazy Inventor
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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 04:06:33 am »

Because I'm too lazy and bored to wait for people, you get to start off alone.

As you wake up, you notice a heavily armoured dude standing in front of your bed (pile of hay). He tells you that the Duke requests your presence.

You follow the man to the Keep. Once inside, you meet the Duke.
He tells you he wants new pants.

"I require new pants! I have selected you through my awesome selection process*. However, any ordinary pants will not work. I require the finest pants crafted by the best pantsmiths from the top of the Mountain of Pure Awesome! Now go! fetch my pants! You might want these."

The Duke hands you a pouch (5 slots, a map, and 31 silver coins).

*The duke throws a dart at a map with only the houses of the peasants on it.

As you look at the map, you notice that the peasant homes have been drawn exactly the same, as if somebody used magic to completely duplicate the image. You mark your house. You also notice that there is a dungeon marked on the map. It is inside the keep.
The Map:

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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 04:12:14 am »

Pan Darsen, Male, Master of the Menacing Pose
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 04:33:52 am »

As you awake in your shack, you find a note attached to your forehead.
It reads:

"Dan Parsen, I, Duke Boe-Ring require you to go and retrieve the finest pair of lime green pants from atop the Mountain of Pure Awesome. It is somewhere to the west. To your left should be a pouch. It has some coins for you and a map."

Inside the pouch, you find a map. You would mark where your house is, but it's not on the map. You also find 29 silver coins. ((I'm not posting the map again. You can look up if you want to see it.))

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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 04:37:52 am »

Go to church.
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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 04:43:39 am »

Go to the BAZAAR.
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 05:01:41 am »

Emperor goes to the church.
He finds an empty-looking room.
There is a box full of shining gold stuff near the opposite wall.


Pan Darsen goes to the bazaar.
Amidst the mess of shops he finds one with interesting trinkets.

"Greetings! Would you like to buy something? I have a bomb, a metal hat, a mystery box, and a movie ticket. I'm willing to start at 10 silver for each item."

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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 05:05:18 am »

Look in box, DO NOT TOUCH
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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2009, 05:07:07 am »

-Nuke: you have a permanently stoned look.
Heh heh heh heh.
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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2009, 05:11:32 am »

-Nuke: you have a permanently stoned look.
Heh heh heh heh.
Don't forget traveling performer.

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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2009, 05:39:02 am »

Derick, male, Anachronistic.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2009, 05:41:04 am by Archangel »
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There's about 25 of the fuckers and the three sarge killed were at point blank range - it's got to be zombies or a bunch of really dumb terrorists with knives.
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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2009, 05:40:40 am »

And the pants. Sigh. I would kill for those pants...
I can't join, the perks are all so good!
Instead I shall be the god of stoned travelling performers with different coloured pants.
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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2009, 05:42:58 am »

And he has sun glasses.
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Re: An Adventure to Die For
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2009, 05:53:30 am »

Emperor looks at the box and realises it's an illusion!
The box was painted on the ground.

You (Derick) wake up wearing your sunglasses for some reason.
You feels wasted. Too many IcyHot Patches probably.
There is a note. The note reads:
"From Duke Boe-Ring: I want you to accompany Dan Parsen as he travels to the Mountain of Pure Awesome to retrieve my lime green pants. I last saw him walking around in the bazaar. Here's some coins"

As you stand up, you hear coins falling from your lap. You now have 20 silver coins.
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