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[Virroken]

Can I get on the waiting list? I want the menacing pose, and am willing to wait for Pand to die.

[Pandarsenic]

Ask about getting the bomb for another 5.

[ein]

"Ah, but the bomb is the most valuable thing I have."

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Go back, QUICKLY BUY SICKLE, run back to the tavern and say hello to the man on the stool.

[Pandarsenic]

Ask him to explain how valuable it is.

How much money do I have left?

[Archangel]

Loot body? Y

Take all.

[ein]

Emperor:
You go back to the shop, buy the sickle, go back to the tavern and greet the man.
He says "What do you want?"

Pan:
"This bomb is very valuable. it was crafted by the master bombsmiths atop the Mountain of Pure Awesome. I bought it for 8 silver and will take no less than 10 for it."
You have 13 silver.

Arch:
You loot the body.
You now have a Panes White Peasant shirt.
You now have a rusty knife (+0, no combo).
You now have a pair of old, dirty peasant pants.
You recovered your missile weapons (1 magazine of questionable content).
He had 8 silver. You now have 28 silver.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Could I buy you a drink?"

[Archangel]

Go to the bazaar and look for Dan.


Can I change this character's name to Sven?

[ein]

"I don't see why not."

Derick changes his name to Sven.
Nobody really knows his name anyway so it doesn't matter.
He also does not find Dan. Or anything cool.
He's lost amidst the tourist junk.
((Do you want to equip the white shirt?))

[Archangel]

Yeah! If I don't have the knife equipped equip that too.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Buy man drink.

[Archangel]

Oh, and I look at the stalls in the bazaar.

[ein]

You buy the man and yourself a really strong drink.
It costs you 2 silver.

As you drink it, your liver takes 1 damage.
Also, the man is a complete teetotaler. He is now drunk.

Translated from drunk-speak:
"So there I was, at the foot of the mountain when some flying thing slammed into my face. It knocked me over and then stole my pants. I followed it up the mountain, and found its nest. The nest was made of pants. After a short fight, I managed to retrieve my pants and leave. If you go near the Mountain of Pure Awesome, watch out for the pants-stealing birds."

Spoiler: hint (click to show/hide)

You should try to get him to do something while he's drunk.
Something useful obviously.
Dancing on the bar with pants atop his head is not useful.

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Sven looks at the stalls in the bazaar. He finds one with a movie ticket and a bomb. A person is talking with the vendor about the bomb. The person matches the Duke's description of Dan Parsen.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Hey those are some nice armor, could I have it? The sword too?"