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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Go to Shop.

[Pandarsenic]

Ask about metal hat and mystery box.

[ein]

Emperor starts to leave the church to go to the store, but he slams into a wall!
This exit is false.
He eventually finds the right exit and heads to the store.

"We're sorry sir, we've just sold out. Not that you would have much use for any of our stuff, we only sell flowers and gardening tools here. However, I do have a sickle for sale if you want it. It's +2 in combat. 20 silver and it's yours."

Pan Darsen asks about the metal hat and the mystery box.
"This metal hat will protect you from attacks to the head. +2.
The mystery box is very mysterious. No matter what size it is, it will have something in it. You could get something useless like some dirt. Or you could get something useful, like an artifact +12 sword. You'll never know until you try. All mystery boxes are enchanted by the gods to be as mysterious as possible. I'll start at 10 silver for one item."

[Pandarsenic]

"How about 14 for two?"

[ein]

"You drive a hard bargain... How about 16 for 2?"

[Pandarsenic]

"Fair enough. I'll get the hat and the box."

[ein]

You buy the metal hat and mystery box for 16 gold.
You automatically equip the hat.

[Pandarsenic]

Open box.

[ein]

I rolled a 6/20.
You get a box of confetti.

[zchris13]

Ok. Box rolls are when you open them. That means that you can buy a bunch, wait for a luck bonus, open them. This is a good thing.

[ein]

Ok. Box rolls are when you open them. That means that you can buy a bunch, wait for a luck bonus, open them. This is a good thing.

You have discovered an exploit in my plan. However, a +1 luck bonus won't save you form rolling a 2. Also, mystery boxes are rare. So are luck bonuses. It's unlikely that you'll end up carrying around 10 boxes by the time you get a +5 luck bonus.

[zchris13]

What happens if we roll a 25?

[ein]

You probably get a pet dragon or something.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Go to tavern.

[ein]

As you enter the tavern, you notice a heavily armoured man sitting on the only stool.
He is drinking a light-coloured beer out of a green glass mug.
His pants are very nice, but the same mud-brown as yours.


((You should've bought the sickle, then you'd have a weapon.
Weapons are good. Unarmed is bad.))