After leaving a "BBL KILLAN RODANTS LOL" sign on your door, you venture into the dungeon!
Oh how menacing
That was fast.
Next level:
More rats. :I
The boss monster, R, an enormous rat, comes into view!!! *cue Pokemon battle music*
I missed the shot of the mages pelting it to death with magic arrows. Oops.
Anyway, after exterminating the rat menace, we go to the tavern to get (more) drunk. The bartender talks to us, too.
We got a sword! :O
The blacksmith is a godless commie who likes IDing stuff for free. He says it's an antique, and that it rocks.
Okenido can't use it because
she's a woman priests can't use swords. Emp gets it.
People in the tavern:
The two warriors are greedy bastards, and we have like 12 gold, so we can't recruit them.
Instead, we recruited a priest with 14 Charm. Yay!