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Author Topic: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)  (Read 15052 times)

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #270 on: June 25, 2009, 01:29:23 am »

Cranefly: Bah, didn't make the council. Two other sons of bitches did though. In other news, I had the best meal I've had in this camp last night. It tasted like kitten.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #271 on: June 25, 2009, 08:12:30 am »

Whoo, some great update regarding the elections! You hit the nail on the spot with Dohon, I too imagined him being the guy who hands out the goods. And spreading some shotgunlove is absolutely good. ^^ Thanks for the mention!

And now, the Council begins.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #272 on: June 25, 2009, 11:57:54 am »

ahhh so i am just starting as a marksmen   :D cant wait to see action :D
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« Reply #273 on: June 25, 2009, 01:45:26 pm »

Pathos has been ecstatic recently. He took joy in slaughter recently. He admired a masterfully bloodied carving knife recently. He took pride in his own art recently. He is looking forward to showing a puppy poster to the camp soon. He helped prepare a meal using a chainsaw recently. He has made ground kitten recently. He has complained about the lack of infected to make art out of recently. He has been considering looking for a suitable substitute recently. :D

Edit: He has been contemplating a fine mule recently...
« Last Edit: June 25, 2009, 03:10:35 pm by Byakugan01 »
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From Mr. Welch's 1350 things he is not allowed to do in a RPG:
148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #274 on: June 26, 2009, 04:02:24 am »

If I could request a survivor:

Name: Ruski
Proffesion: Russian fighter pilot, if his uniform is anything to go by.
Background: Besides his Russian fighter pilot uniform, there's really nothing known about him because he doesn't speak English. Well, that's not completely true: if pressed enough he will divulge that he "Knows notink about bomb!"

Obviously he prefers to consume vodka.

Maybe make him a soldier?

If there're no male survivors available, name her Anastasia.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #275 on: June 26, 2009, 01:33:19 pm »

If I could request a happening.

If the new character is named Anastasia, when or if she dies, include the quote "Anastasia screamed in vain".
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #276 on: June 26, 2009, 03:11:05 pm »

I think I prefer Anastasia, after all (but what is the quote from?).

I change my request for the survivor to be female.
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« Reply #277 on: June 26, 2009, 03:37:54 pm »

Sure, I can do that. I'll add you in with the next update.
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« Reply #278 on: June 26, 2009, 03:42:00 pm »

I think I prefer Anastasia, after all (but what is the quote from?).

I change my request for the survivor to be female.
It's a line from a Rolling Stones song: Sympathy for the Devil.

Though, I thought it was "pain," not "vain"?

Whatever...


Anyway, hi, new to the forums but I've been reading this. Very interesting.

Are there any male survivors left available? If not, I'll tell my female one.
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« Reply #279 on: June 26, 2009, 06:34:13 pm »

Anyway, hi, new to the forums but I've been reading this. Very interesting.

Are there any male survivors left available? If not, I'll tell my female one.

Glad you like the story! There are three males available, last time I checked.
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« Reply #280 on: June 26, 2009, 07:09:52 pm »

Ah, OK.


Name: Ryan.
Profession: Postal worker.
Backstory: Since the initial outbreak, Ryan's life has been one big case of being in the right place at the right time. He's only alive due to luck. He hasn't changed much, even though the world is ending. He's still wearing his uniform, in fact. He's apathetic to mostly everything; doesn't seem to care much about the zombies (which is what he'll call the Infected no matter how many times you tell him not to). He just quietly accepted it as a fact of life. He may possibly be the most normal person left alive.


I don't care what job you give him, but I'd like it if you gave him a rifle as soon as possible. Turn him into a sniper that stands on the walls taking potshots at zombies all day long...

I hope he does something interesting. Or at least dies in an interesting way. (Yes, I'm being pessimistic about this.)

Can I do the journal entries like everyone else is? It'd help me give him some personality. And try my hand at some humor.

(If he does die, I can quickly replace him.)
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #281 on: June 26, 2009, 07:39:48 pm »

Frances' journal:

We had lasagna for dinner the other night. I tried to eat around the meat, but it was all disintegrated through the sauce.. Didn't get elected, unfortunately. I wonder who else voted for me.
That fuckstick Pathos has been looking at Jibbles weirdly. He'll have to get through me first.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #282 on: June 30, 2009, 03:54:00 am »

Uh, xaque?
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #283 on: June 30, 2009, 06:54:13 am »

Yep. Been busy IRL lately. Don't worry, I won't let the story die.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #284 on: June 30, 2009, 01:22:53 pm »

Don't you mean... undie?

Oh ho, undead humor!
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