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Author Topic: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)  (Read 15074 times)

ein

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #210 on: June 19, 2009, 12:57:56 pm »

I vote Ein for magma microcline council.

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #211 on: June 19, 2009, 12:58:30 pm »

Uci continues to aimlessly wander, nodding at people as they pass. He smiles to him self, already anticipating the grip of a real weapon after he watched the trading of some weapon parts. He heads outside for somefresh air and looks around him, noting people at work in the workshops, the famr and hauling goods about.

He sits down on a rock jutting from the ground and looks at the sky.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #212 on: June 19, 2009, 02:14:40 pm »

Dohon took a break from some garbage shoveling and admired his handywork. Some rotten organic ... "stuff" there, some rusted nails here and to top it off, some broken toys. Not the best of days, but some of the dolls might prove useful for some plastic smelting. He looked up. Things had been slow for a while now. Sure, Deathlord had smashed that raider that crept about, and with good reason too! "Damn vultures. I still owe them" he muttered darkly. He rubbed the scar that ran over his left cheek. One day...

Then he remembered the election. Every campaigner and good-for-nothing had been clamping onto him, promising everything: from smokes (something which won Gaweir over faster than the speed of of light), to women, to even the ultimate solution to the Infected! When he asked what the solution was, the campaigner said with a stoneface that mass suicide was the way to deliverance. Something to do with magma.

"Madness!" He angrily shoveled another heap of muck away. He won't vote for those maniacs. No, he will vote for Jenn. At least he isn't stark raving mad like the others.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #213 on: June 19, 2009, 05:35:13 pm »

Fenner spends much of the day on the battlements, only rarely looking away from the forest.  He constantly looks like he is on guard.  During these periods, he often talks aloud, whether anyone listens to him or not, he doesn't care.

"They're out there.  The Devil's army.  I see them out there in those trees, just waiting for us... nobody spark a c-ration.  That's the signal, that's when they'll come.  That's when those damn bastards will climb down from those trees and their holes and charge.  They're just waiting..."
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #214 on: June 19, 2009, 07:37:34 pm »

Pathos stands in the middle of the survivor camp, using the skulls of the infected he killed in the hospital as a makeshift stage. Brandishing a skull high the air, he yells "Vote for Pathos! I have a PALN to deal with the infect-all we need to implement it now are four chainsaws for everyone in the camp, and some chains! Vote for Pathos, and let us unleash chainsawchucks upon the infected!"
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From Mr. Welch's 1350 things he is not allowed to do in a RPG:
148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #215 on: June 19, 2009, 08:48:54 pm »

Gaweir demands that he get that Shotgun.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #216 on: June 19, 2009, 11:13:43 pm »

Pathos stands in the middle of the survivor camp, using the skulls of the infected he killed in the hospital as a makeshift stage. Brandishing a skull high the air, he yells "Vote for Pathos! I have a PALN to deal with the infect-all we need to implement it now are four chainsaws for everyone in the camp, and some chains! Vote for Pathos, and let us unleash chainsawchucks upon the infected!"
Yes.
If we're allowed to vote for two people, add Pathos to my ballot.

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #217 on: June 20, 2009, 12:12:15 am »

I'll vote for me!
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #218 on: June 20, 2009, 12:17:20 am »

Hmm...
Voting for a loony and a dwarf wannabe.
If we make it into the council, things will get incredibly weird.

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #219 on: June 21, 2009, 06:09:02 am »

Frances' Campaign poster:

*picture of a hurt puppy, puppy-eyesing for all it's worth. Someone, possibly Pathos, has drawn a carving knife protruding from its rump and an apple in its mouth.*

LUNCH.

Doesn't it sicken you? We're eating friends! Companions! We're caging them like we caged hens before I-day, only a thousand times worse!

The reason why we've all fallen to such barbarity is that there is no alternative! The only vegetables we have are potatoes. Nothing stimulating about potatoes- they're just like juicy lumps!

Should I be elected, I will organise foraging parties to find us greater bounty from Nature, and allow us to stop this unthinking slaughter of friends! I will declare war on the Corporate dogs who cage our friends and try to protect the trees! Nobody likes the trees! They do nothing for anybody!

VOTE FOR FRANCES!

*OOC* yeah, pretty bad poster, but whatever. Could I get the camp's animal roster and Frances' relationships, pretty please?
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #220 on: June 21, 2009, 06:20:14 am »

Cranefly's thoughts upon viewing the poster: Mmmm..... Aww, now I'm hungry. Better talk to whoever it is that rations the food, I need me more puppy.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #221 on: June 21, 2009, 06:47:58 am »

Uci strolls around the battlements, his turn on guard duty.

Spotting an infected, he takes aim and fires. The pellet flies into the things brain and out the other side. It stumbles and gets up again. Fireing some more shots he downs the thing, It's fingers still twitching.


"Damn zombies"

He sits down on a stool and takes out a hip flask, downs some vodka and begins to write.
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #222 on: June 21, 2009, 03:40:49 pm »

can i take a male marksmen? with a sniper or some kind of rifle? named octavio?
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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #223 on: June 21, 2009, 04:51:43 pm »

Frances' Campaign poster:

*picture of a hurt puppy, puppy-eyesing for all it's worth. Someone, possibly Pathos, has drawn a carving knife protruding from its rump and an apple in its mouth.*

LUNCH.

Doesn't it sicken you? We're eating friends! Companions! We're caging them like we caged hens before I-day, only a thousand times worse!

The reason why we've all fallen to such barbarity is that there is no alternative! The only vegetables we have are potatoes. Nothing stimulating about potatoes- they're just like juicy lumps!

Should I be elected, I will organise foraging parties to find us greater bounty from Nature, and allow us to stop this unthinking slaughter of friends! I will declare war on the Corporate dogs who cage our friends and try to protect the trees! Nobody likes the trees! They do nothing for anybody!

VOTE FOR FRANCES!

*OOC* yeah, pretty bad poster, but whatever. Could I get the camp's animal roster and Frances' relationships, pretty please?

Sounds to me like Frances needs a reality check on where many animals live :D. And that wouldn't have been pathos. He would have grabbed a passing puppy, carved it into nice sized portions (euthanasia optional), and then arranged them artfully on the poster, with the carving knife skewering each part! Then he would have taken the decapitated head, taken another carving knife, and skewered it and an apple (or a potato reddened through other means), and stuck THAT to the poster. ;) Much more artistic, and he does so love what he views as art. Then again, he might have been in a hurry, and just drew that there as a reminder of what to do when he gets some free time-when he can take his time.

Edit: No, pathos is the sick one-I've just written a slightly psychotic character in the past, so I have an idea of how to arrange their actions on the "crossing the line twice" scale. Pathos does that deliberately (on my part, for him it's just the way he is)
« Last Edit: June 21, 2009, 07:16:05 pm by Byakugan01 »
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From Mr. Welch's 1350 things he is not allowed to do in a RPG:
148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
171. My character's dying words are not allowed to be "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"
218. No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

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Re: A Tale of Zombies (Community Fortress)
« Reply #224 on: June 21, 2009, 06:31:52 pm »

YOUR A SICK MAN. I like it.
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