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[CJ1145]

Louis' campaign:

Fellow citizens, as your ruling council, you need someone who not only has experience with combating the infected, but also one that has experience with survival in this unforgiving terrain, one who knows the necessary skills to survive. I believe I can give you those skills.

As you may or may not know, I was not always in a civilized life after I-Day, I spent 3 of the most difficult months I'll ever experience alone, fending off predators and learning what plants do what. This is an experience few living today can claim to knowing, and even fewer can say they came out of it with skills to share and serve with. I am an exception to that, and will use my position on the council as I think will best serve the people--I will

A.  Create a program for camp rangers; citizens with combat training and wilderness survival skills assembled specifically to assist any and all civilians caught outside the walls in an infected raid.

B.  Fight to improve living conditions inside the camp. Just because we live in an apocalypse does not mean we cannot live with some comforts.

C.  Make certain that the people have control of this council: I will push a law that allows the camp, in a two-thirds majority vote, boot any and all displeasing members from the Council from their positions, and allow a new election to take place to decide their replacement.

This is my camp, but it is yours as well. I want to make sure that this is not forgotten among the higher-ups. Vote for me.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Another poster up in the hall today, looks better then that hick's. I must admit that I rather like this guys position, although the last part looks like a whole lot've grade-a bullshit meant to win over some of the dimmer, yet somewhat political public. ......Must remember to ask about his stance on drugs.

That reminds me. I've almost run out of drugs and I've started to grow/make my own. Better be careful, the last batch almost made my eyeballs explode.... I think.

[Bloogonis]

On the wall is a rendition of 50 zombies and a survivor, the survivor is shooting the zombies with a zipgun. the zombies are fleeing. A vote for Bob is a vote for safety.

attached to the campaign poster is a schematic showing a contraption designed to rapidly perforate zombies

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Yes another poster, it has somehow achieved a state of simplicity even lower then that inbred hick's. Either he doesn't really care, or he really thinks that the only thing we worry about is the deaders. I have to admit that that is a pretty sweet gun, though.

[WorkerDrone]

Journal Entry 3, Gaweir Orsidious

They just decided that we should start reelecting officials. Not that its any big deal. There's only a few dozen people here at most, or at least it'll hit that mark with the next ragged set of refugees. There's two people running so far. For one thing, that waste of genes with a few missing teeth and a fishy smell is running. He probably doesn't know how to do anything but buzz for help I'd say. But if he got elected, he could probably push forward with the production of actual firearms.

Now I want guns as much as the next chap. Literally, this chap next to me pissing over the other edge of the battlements wants guns too. But I'm not about to elect some hick to get the shooters back. The next guy, he seems to be a straight shooter. One, he wants militia training for everyone in camp. I agree if there's ever a breach, and the Zip guns are aplenty, it'll come in handy with a few dozen good enough shooters.

The next thing is he wants to improve living conditions. This probably edges out to expanding living and entertainment areas (I heard talk of salvaging some thing to put together a bar, if we can make enough actual booze.) for everyone.

The third thing is keeping 'the power' in the hands of 'the people'.

This guys sorta losing a grip on things here though. This isn't some Dies The Fire bullshit going on. There's no Neo-Apocalyptic Dictators grasping for power. What we have here is a group of tired men and women. I look down, upon the working area, and I don't see livid faces, or even suspicious characters with plotting on the mind. These people are tired of running, and none of them want to complicate their lives further.

I was thinking about running, but besides my militarization issues, a few key points on expanding appropriate living quarters to separate rooms for each person living here, and bigger living areas for larger families, that and an actual off hour for laborers so that they can talk, have a beer, maybe get laid...speaking of which, I think I see two teenaged idiots having a bit of fun behind a shed.

I think I'll put it off until next reelection, when we have the capacity for production. I'll make use of it more then anyone else, that's for damn sure.

That Journalist was pestering me today, while I was refilling my canteen. Asked me if I still thought I was 'the law' or some shit. I gave him a straight answer.

The Events.

"I'm The Law around here Cranefly. Break it, and I'll break you. In half."

Gaweir turned around and started off for the stairs.

Never had chance to ask anything else, not that I wanted to answer. I didn't like the press back then, I don't like them now.

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Metal Militia, the option is suppose to automatically appear with your Firefox application. Like if your typing a post, the red line is supposed to show itself immediately after leaving a word and its wrong.

I for one didn't know that you had to enable the option, because it was already enabled when I downloaded it.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

He was talking about the new arrival, not you workerdrone. He's already decided to not get anywhere near you.

[Zulaf]

<sub>Earl's Journal, Entry 1

So apparently the merchants didn't like being called expendable, nor did there guards, so they took my gun, my ammo and sent me on my way into the wilds...... Of course by sent me on my way I mean they took my gun while I was taking a shit in the bushes, then as I was wiping my ass (with what i now realize was poison ivy) they started a round of "chicken shoot"..... I was the chicken. After a few days I found a small dirt road I figured it was just an animal trail but it might lead to water so I followed it, much to my surprise it was a camp! If I'm gonna stay here I really should stop saying everyone is expendable.... Pffftt ya right.</sub>


P.S. A game of chicken shoot requires

A few of your buddy
Some guns
Some chickens
A jar
CASH!

Tie the chicken up at a distence and when someone misses they put a dollar in the jar, when they hit it but miss the head they put two dollars in the jar, when they hit it in the head they get one point, when all the chickens are dead whoever has the most points gets the money in the jar and everyone else cleans the chickens, then barbecued chicken for all.

[WorkerDrone]

Easy to get confused. He was a riot officer at one point.

[Bloogonis]

you forgot the number one rule of a chicken shoot

Copious amounts of booz

[WorkerDrone]

Booze.

[ousire]

booze!

[Keilden]

Name: Francis
Male
Befor I-Day: A biker (not a cop)
Hates: Alot of stuff
Likes: Vests

Why you should vote for Francis: Cause I am a cop!

[WorkerDrone]

Oh that's SO original.

[Keilden]

Well Gordon was already taken:P
I could also have made an ex officer that messed up on a patrol and managed to kill his partner, and after that he just went around doing small works for money.

[WorkerDrone]

DO THAT instead of a crappy Left4Dead character.