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umiman

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959th birthday!
« on: June 09, 2009, 04:10:48 am »
Yay! It's my 959th birthday! I'm gonna get so drunk the oceans will run dry and be refilled by my alcohol-infused piss.

Cheers everyone!
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 05:18:17 am »
Congratulations!
You have lived through the black plague, the Great Schism, the invention of gunpowder, the Reneisance, two world wars, the medical revolution and countless other things.

How does that make you feel?
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Jackrabbit

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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 05:24:54 am »
Omnipotent? You're not, remember that. If some tosser decides to stick you for claiming to be older than Adam & Eve, you'll die like the rest of us.
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 06:04:22 am »
People in the 10th century were a lot shorter than now.  How tall are you?  Pics or it didn't happen.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 06:06:17 am »
Hey, did they have the 'that's what she said' joke 500 years ago?

"Forsooth, that is indeed what she said"
"Shut up and keep digging William. You're never going to be a playwrite"
« Last Edit: June 09, 2009, 06:08:55 am by Jackrabbit »
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ein

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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 06:07:37 am »
Your comment reminded me of this:
http://xkcd.com/593/
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 06:15:31 am »
Quote from: ein on June 09, 2009, 06:07:37 am
Your comment reminded me of this:
http://xkcd.com/593/

That's the best explanation I've ever heard.  Surely the concept of fantasy role-playing wasn't invented in the 1970's.  Didn't anyone in the Middle Ages ever imagine they were somewhere else?

For the curious, the most probable real explanation of the Voynich Manuscript is that it was a elaborate hoax, cooked up by some 16th century bibliophile to bilk money out of Florentine physiophists.  For the modern equivalent, see the Codex Seraphinianus.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
Quote from: PTTG??
The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 05:10:35 pm »
I dunno. Could just be the work of a guy who liked to draw plants, after he ate some of the more interesting ones.
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 01:26:48 am »
HeyZ gus. Wasu[ lol. I m perfercly smashed hehe. Whee!
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 02:21:48 am »
I refuse to believe that umiman would post like that without explicitly trying too, as he wouldn't lose his sense of grammar and punctuation, even after enough shots of tequila to kill a lesser man.
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 07:01:50 am »
The only time when I use poor spelling and grammar is when my keyboard is broken. So I have to use the virtual mouse operated keyboard. AUGH!
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 04:17:25 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on June 10, 2009, 07:01:50 am
The only time when I use poor spelling and grammar is when my keyboard is broken. So I have to use the virtual mouse operated keyboard. AUGH!
OH GOD THE HORROR. AUGH!!
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 02:30:51 am »


I should totally make this my new avatar.
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 02:43:34 am »
That would throw me off balance so bad.
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Re: 959th birthday!
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 05:48:41 am »
Quote from: Yanlin on June 13, 2009, 02:30:51 am


I should totally make this my new avatar.
Yes.
This must be your new avatar.
Armok commands it.
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